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Contents 1 I've ordered something from your store. 2 HowTo:Build a federation ship 3 Anti-vandal tool 4 WIP 5 Welcome to UnNews 5.1 the important stuff about UnNews articles 6 On UnNews 7 Test 8 Mmmmm Children 9 cookie 10 Thank you for your support 11 Wikipedia 12 NINJAESTAR! 13 UnCyc discount page 14 Ahahahahahahaha 15 Thanks muchly for voting 16 Thanks a bundle 17 Thanks 18 You've been Invited 19 Heaps of praise 20 El Hormiguero 21 Wake Up! 22 UnCyC 23 Quick ta 24 HI! 25 Just to let you know... 26 Thankies McThanksALot 27 Thank you 28 Comrade 29 Prepare for the thanking of your life! 30 Nexus War Uncyclopedian Forces 31 For Grand and Glorious Assistance to King THINKER 32 Thanks 33 Thanks! 34 That damned picture 35 Pubic Areas? 36 Vote for Head Removal! 37 STOP RIGHT THERE! 38 CAPERCORN AWARD 39 For Even MORE Grand and Glorious Assistance to King THINKER 40 Leave SOME of the stuff on the lists, they, at the very least, humorous 41 "New Rick Roll" 42 Say 43 "Thou shalt not ICU or NRV any page that is more than a week old!" 44 New Yoinxx store rule! 45 Why, hello, sir! 46 *STAR WARS theme plays...* 47 Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness 48 Merry Xmas 49 Christmas! 50 Yep, and me 51 Have a not-shitty Christmas! 52 Bloody Pagans 53 One Of These 54 Christmas and stuff 55 Merry Christmas 56 Merry Christmas soon! 57 Also Christmas 58 Merry Christmas 59 Merry Xmas! 60 Merry (belated) xmas! 61 A noble "Get Out Da Vote!" campaign 62 PLS Judging 63 Let's never mention this again, eh? 64 Thanks Bro 65 Mr. Aquarius, we've recieved the results of your urine sample evaluation. 66 Hi... 67 Adoption... 68 UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008 69 UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008 70 UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008 71 Power Rangers and AIP 72 Thankies 73 UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008 74 A message from a fellow Stargate friend (DaedalusX304). 75 UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008 76 Late thanks! 77 UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008 78 UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008 79 UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008 80 UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008 81 UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008 82 UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008 83 UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008 84 Stop by... 85 UnSignpost: July 17th, 2008 86 UnSignpost: July 24th, 2008

[edit] I've ordered something from your store.

Just to let you know. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:23, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] HowTo:Build a federation ship

Really nice piece! I think that if you put it a little bit more in order, you can actually vote it to be futured....-- Sir Mordillo GUN WotM FP UotM AotM MI AnotM VFH +S 20:16, 5 August 2006 (UTC)

• Thanks for the comment! I've been planning work on it for awhile and I plan for it to be quite a large article, as you can probably guess from the 'Optional Components', or rather, the lack of many sections shown on Trek in the part. As per your suggestion, I have organized it a bit. Again, thanks for the comment! - Enzo Aquarius 21:51, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Told you it'll get featured, sorry I wasn't around to vote....~ 17:19, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

No problem, but thanks for the support nonetheless :) - Enzo Aquarius 21:42, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

I'm the one who wrote the article on Drum & Bass. On the contrary a lot of the info there is true or based on the truth and dnb listeners seemed to have found it funny. If I should try to appeal more to those who aren't too familiar with this sort of music, I'm not quite sure how to do it...Lordpinkureiga 01:02, 22 November 2007

[edit] Anti-vandal tool

Saw you put that in your js, and thought I'd mention a few things: in uncyclopedia, the default js file is uncyclopedia.js, not monobook.js. Second, I don't think we have the {{js}} template to do the substy thing with. And also the tool isn't quite working yet anyway, got to change a few things for it to work here I think. • Spang • UotF | talk • 15:57, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

• Heh, thought you would notice. Thanks for the note and good luck with your efforts! - Enzo Aquarius 20:08, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Actually, it works great now, except for non-admin rollback possibly. Paste in the code from the top of User:Spang/recent2.js and see for yourself! • Spang • UotF | talk • 20:22, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks a bunch! For your work, I put a ninjastar on your talk page :D - Enzo Aquarius 22:06, 23 August 2006 (UTC)

[edit] WIP

Hey, I moved your WIP UnBooks:UnRoadMap to User:Enzo Aquarius/UnBooks:UnRoadMap for futher development. Feel free to move it back when you have done. —Braydie at 08:04, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

I've done the same for User:Enzo Aquarius/UnBooks:UnRoadMap/Alabama —Braydie at 16:14, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Much appreciated, I've been busy the past week or so, thanks :) - Enzo Aquarius 03:26, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

No problem :D —Braydie at 15:47, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Welcome to UnNews

UnNews:Stargate_signal_knocks_out_garage_door_openers was a fair effort for your first UnNews piece. Read on and become enlightened... rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 23:30, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

On your knees! Rev. Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and recieve the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware.

[edit] the important stuff about UnNews articles

Welcome to UnNews, Enzo Aquarius/archive1, and thank you for contributing some crap, or something. For a very quick introduction to the ins and outs, please take 30 seconds to read Help:How to write an UnNews article. Please note that proper formatting of an UnNews articles title has only the first word (after UnNews:) and proper nouns capitalized. The second offense of this cardinal rule gets your ass banned. Heh, just kidding... maybe.

Also, a perusal of HowTo:Tune up an UnNews article may help you sink to the average level of UnNews mediocrity, and go on to fame, fortune, and dispepsia.

Although I am an UnNews god cretin and an omnipotent admin, I am also humble, and realize that I make mistakes. I try to allow for some slack in others as well. If your article has been deleted or NRVd by me, it probably sucked, and in my opinion was not worth saving. Things which may protect you from my delete stick are;

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if I see this "[ ]". [[wikipedia:|]], Mmmmm DD, YYYY

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[edit] On UnNews

Thanks for the ninjastar! If I have time, and I see an UnNews article I think is funny, I usually record it. Yours was pretty funny, so... -- Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 23:46, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Test

- Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:20, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

"This is a coordinated test of Enzo Aquarius' signature in your area. The signature that can quickly alert you in regards to whom is making a reply is being tested. If this had been an actual use of the signature such as a reply to a talk page, forum note or hurricane, official messages would have followed the alert tone. This concludes this test of Enzo Aquarius' signature."

[edit] Mmmmm Children

	The Premier has awarded you a coupon for 50% off of 1 child with the purchase of 3 children at equal or lesser value!!
	Presented for your vote and getting Walgreens Drug Store featured. In Soviet Russia, Premier Tom Mayfair thanks YOU!! Offer Expires 12/21/2012

Premier Tom Mayfair 02:33, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

No problemo, and congratulations :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 13:41, 6 April 2007 (UTC)

[edit] cookie

Trar has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

I'm giving out cookies. Hope you appreciate it. --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎ 23:46, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, much appreciated. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:05, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thank you for your support

A bit late, but thanks for the vote.

--~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

18:15, 15 July 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wikipedia

Premier Tom Mayfair11:43, 10 August 2007

[edit] NINJAESTAR!

[edit] UnCyc discount page

We need someone to create User:Enzo Aquarius/UnCyc/Discounts. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 19:42, August 13, 2007

Yes, we don't, don't we. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 21:02, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ahahahahahahaha

"Roman Dude Guy". Roman Dog Bird 00:25, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

I forgot your name at that moment. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 01:20, 14 August 2007 (UTC)

HELL YEAH (I didn't feel like starting a new topic, so I'll just use this one). Roman Dog Bird 15:06, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks muchly for voting

For voting, I award you this award:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a shiny new Humvee. You may wanna, uh, keep an eye on that, ya know? Just park it in the garage for a few nights, ok?
	Thanks for voting, and remember, don't let yourself be brainwashed by the Eco-Nazis!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, Aug 17, 2007

[edit] Thanks a bundle

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:14, 21 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:16, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

27/08/2007 @ 02:41

[edit] Heaps of praise

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a nice, sturdy Wall, and hopes it well help you to hold up your ceiling very soon.
	That's what these things do, ya know. They hold up the ceiling.

Thanks very much for your vote, Enzo! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:23, Sep 10, 2007

Hey, you deserve it. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 14:24, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] El Hormiguero

Wouldn't it make sense for Hurricane El Hormiguero to form from a low pressure system somewhere in the Mediterranean, considering the show is filmed in Barcelona? -Wikipedia:User:zzxc (the person who created the real article)

Heh, nice idea! Although I'll keep it forming in Canada, your comment has given me an idea. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:25, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Wake Up!

Hey, I have an order for UnCyc, your store, that has been waiting for nearly a week! Can I have my transaction completed please? • • • Necropaxx (T) {~KUN PotM VFH VFP VotM PEEING~} 21:54, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

NO! ...oh fine, coming right up! :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 02:23, 15 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] UnCyC

—Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 09:51, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

WHOO! The system works! :D - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 14:58, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Quick ta

Thanks for correcting my blundering attempt to put that template on QVFD. I see what you did there. I'll remember that! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 17:47, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Works for images too. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 17:53, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] HI!

Enzo.. Are you Italian??--Kicca917 14:23, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Heh, trust me, everybody asks me that. Unfortunately, no, the name is based off of the ReBoot TV show character. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 14:26, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Just to let you know...

I've moved into a nearby Back Alley. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 18:46, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Ha, nice. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:29, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thankies McThanksALot

	The Led Balloon thanks you for nuking the whales, and hopes that you will nuke the whales again with him sometime very soon.
	Remember: Fuck the hippies, nuke those whales!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:17, Sep 27

[edit] Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:41, Oct 1 00:41, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Comrade

Thank you for supporting me for dictatorship at the VFS. Now my diabolical scheme for domination can commence. You Are A True Comrade. ~ Premier Tom Mayfair

[edit] Prepare for the thanking of your life!

Prepared yet? TOO LATE!

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a free sample of Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A, for voting for Stupendous Tropical Meningitis Vaccination A.
	What a mouth-full...

I AM NOT A WHORE AND NEITHER ARE MY ARTICLES!! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:09, Oct 3

[edit] Nexus War Uncyclopedian Forces

We're doing a recruitment drive for more Uncyclopedians at the moment and seeing as you play Urban Dead I was wondering if I could interest you in Nexus War. See here and here for more information and sign yourself up if you're interested. Our new stronghold should be up and running soon as well (We encountered...problems with it's old location:) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 4, 15:17

(If you join up request an invite to our faction here)

[edit] For Grand and Glorious Assistance to King THINKER

Sweet, now all I need to do is figure out how to open my jar of pickles and I'm set! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 23:07, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:46, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks!

	The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:50, Oct 12

[edit] That damned picture

Seriously - it ceased being funny a month or two ago. Now it just takes up space and makes us look like Encyclopedia Dramatica. How about a break from it for, say, the next eternity? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 08:51, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

Eh.........................we'll see. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:20, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

SECOND Strange But Untrue :) (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 15, 15:21

Eh................ - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:21, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

If you do it again, I have ways to make you not. (Aims M16 Rifle) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 23:33, 15 October 2007 (UTC)

So I wasn't the only one waiting for someone to make this topic here... Captain Mindless drivel Pointless edits 03:48, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Heed thee words well, for thy RickRollCombo-eth may return...eth sometime in the future. When? Nobody knows...How? Nobody knows...wait, I should know...meh. We'll see... ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:02, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Pubic Areas?

Sounds awfully personal... Maybe I shouldn't ask.... Anyways, thankz0rz 4 teh votez0rz(I should totally be a rapper)!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:27, Oct 17

[edit] Vote for Head Removal!

Dear Sir/Madam/Fungus,

The article by EugeneKay, HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Circular Saw, has been nominated on VFH. Please take action and vote with a friendly For. Thank you for your time.

(Vote against and you will have your head cut off)

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank unblog)   15:51, 18 October 2007 (UTC)  

[edit] STOP RIGHT THERE!

Woot, Mr. Aquarius. Woot. --  CAKE J! <-> 03:10, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] CAPERCORN AWARD

The Capercorn Award Capercorn Gives you much thankings for giving Capercorn Great Success! Congrats! Awarded for protecting the Giant Space Beetles page against vandals.

--Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 00:54, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] For Even MORE Grand and Glorious Assistance to King THINKER

Sorry its so late, but thanks for introducing me to PBWiki. It's exactly what I needed, and it's working out great. Oh and btw, PLEASE let me know if the transportation wiki takes off; I would absolutely invest in it. I'm quite serious. --THINKER 18:44, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Leave SOME of the stuff on the lists, they, at the very least, humorous

That's great, but as I stated before, lists are IP and random user fodder. They get too big and then get out of control. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:45, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

You should delete the things that aren't humorous (and/or I will), or perhaps a rewrite into a paragraph. Colin "All your base" Heaney 16:49, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Just as an addition, a lot of stuff in your lists are cliches or memes that are overused in Uncyclopedia, which generally become less humorous over time. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 16:50, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

Then leave a few things, they still have potential. Colin "All your base" Heaney 16:55, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] "New Rick Roll"

You didn't have to leave IRC. I was just messing with you. I'm sorry if I made you mad. -- Kip teh Dip • Talk • Works • Faq • Vote Gobshite • 04:51, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Say

Your ICU message, is that a reference to Event Horizon? ~ 15:26, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

User:Enzo Aquarius/Horizon. Stargate reference. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:29, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

OH! I was thinking about this one. ~ 15:36, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

It's still a good movie though. ;) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:37, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

A great one, I didn't sleep for days after watching it...~ 15:38, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I even have the great theme song on my computer, infact I'm listening to it right now. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 15:40, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] "Thou shalt not ICU or NRV any page that is more than a week old!"

...From 'The Ten Commandments of Tagging,' re. Drum and bass :-) RabbiTec