User:Erratic Communist

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Erratic Communist is a strong proponent of communism (sharing wives is included), shauvinism, and Quotebilitation (The religion that believes that there can't be enough quotes for a page if they're funny). However, he has also been known to quoticide articles as well, probably inspired by the example set by his Excellence God-Emperor Insineratehymn of the Death Metal Bread.

Erratic Communist is also the first person that survived the World War XVII, and after serving 25 year sentence in a GULAG for espionage, he was officialy rehabilitated and allowed to contribute to Communopedia Uncyclopedia by adding a greatly written, detailed, sourced and blatantly pro-communism article on Soviet Galactic Battle Fleet.

Erratic Communist is currently serving another 25-year sentence in a GULAG for posting top secret information, and will be happy to answer your questions when he gets back.

If you can't get enough of this awesome userpage, you can get more by going to the saved version of EVE Online article that Erratic Communist successfuly shot in the neck and try to make into an actual humorous article instead of a long wall of text that contains only whine.

Ph34r! This user has brutally slaughtered the quotes in 1 (one) article. Ph34r!

This user is a Communist & is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is humping Leon Trotsky's leg.

This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

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This user supports the giving away of free iPods.

This user is not American ...and unabashedly proud of it. (But he's not saying where he is from in case y'all come and bomb the hell out of it.) (List of NonAmerican Uncyclopedians)

This user uses Opera, but is above petty musicals.

This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with NecroTech again.

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usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!

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1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

中共 This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination.

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

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This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user is a complete, irredeemable binder. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and navigates at the Oldsmobile.

1337 This user is elite.

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This user hates you and everyone you care about.

UBX This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes.

NO This user doesn't care.

Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.

This user is addicted to video games.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

MERC This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.

TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

bu-E This user killed 13 of his classmates in school speaking Bullet.

typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

MS-G This user is a member of the Ministry of Love, swears that speaking ones mind is an embarrassment to society, and hereby wishes genocide of all those liberals who speak their minds.

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