User:EvilZak/Random ideas for an article
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Refresheth until thou findst yon rare idea of quality, or thou getteth bored.
- forbidden option
- hub caps that murder
- rude lubricants
- hateful gork
- classified documents that deport
- dead hub caps
- flammable nob
- rakes that freeze
- unreliable violoncelli
- lawn mowers that are both repugnant and nail-biting
- a search engine with boats
- a cross between a cat and a hot dog
- a deer that breaks
- airplanes that are far younger than usual
- Albert Einstein's driptray
- Harry Potter™'s cutting board
- Katie Holmes sacrificing beloved brooms
- cockroaches that are both contrived and baffling
- Someone who is a cross between Abraham Lincoln and Tom Cruise
- HowTo: seizure lithiums
- politicians that don't ameliorate (but would)
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