User:FairyGarland

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This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.

This user is a player of [Maplestory].

This user walks down the
left hand path.
Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church.
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This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin they would be sinister.
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Stop scrolling down, and admire the llama. It's much more interesting than the actual userpage, trust me.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS ARTICLE???

1 About
2 rAnDoM
3 Works
- 3.1 Stuff I've worked on but not started
4 Articles which never cease to crack me up
5 Recommendations

[edit] About

WHO ATE ALL THE WAFFLES!???

I write Uncyclopedia articles like a lunatic at times. It's quite fun actually and yes, I'm a crazy somewhat metalhead/otaku/fangirl who can be very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very rAndOm!

[edit] rAnDoM

[edit] Works

Aiden and WiL Francis. (I love WiL...yet I just couldn't resist writing an article about him...It was just far too tempting!)
H.A.M. (I do like H.I.M. so this was a bit of a joke! ^_^)
Bullet For My Valentine (YuGiOh joke just begging to be made!)
Twilight (Contrary to popular belief I'm actually a fan who's eagerly anticipating the movie!)
Great Vampire Sex Novels of the 21st Century (Books of this kind have just become a bit old as of late...)
Lestat de Lioncourt (I love Anne Rice books but I just HAD to do this!)
Jack Skellington IV and Emo Dynasty. (Stupidity...)
Criss Angel (Mindfreak! ^_^)
Satanic cult
Vanilla Sky *NEW AND IN PROGRESS!