User:Famine/Bannable Offenses
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By the power vested in me by Sophia and Eris, bans will be administered as follows:
| Offense | Length of Ban |
| Blanking Pages | 76,540 days |
| Adverts | 49,402,692 months |
| Vandalizm | 4,194,304 days |
| Idiocy | n weeks |
| Quote spamming | ∞ hours |
| Template Abuse | 777 days |
| Other | X*months for X=(rand+1) |
Why would I so ban
poor people so randomly?
Servant of chaos.
