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| This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family.
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| This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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| Sense
| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| This user is not and has never been Napoleon.
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| This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This user dabbles in trifling.
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| This user is licensed to spell.
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| H8H8
| This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.
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| To win the game, this user must have killed him, John Romero.
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| This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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| This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them.
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This user loves pi
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| no cowbell
| This user has broken his/her addiction to Cowbell! Long shall they live and prosper!
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| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
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| AAAA!
| AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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| MS-2
| This user is able to contribute through speaking his mind at an intermediate level.
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| bu-0
| This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
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| MERC
| This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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| no nj
| This user is not a Ninja, with no dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
| This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.
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| This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.
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| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
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| This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
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| BENSON IS BETTER THAN THIS USER.
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| This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades.
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| This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.
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| This user is an
Anti-Communist,
... and is unabashedly American!
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| This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
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| n00b
| This user is a n00b.
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| Zork
| This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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| This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, he/she didn't. Weird, huh? :B
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| This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| RENT
| This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| "This is a userbox. It gives you information about the user you are reading about."
- ~ Captain Obvious
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Captain Obvious 
| RENT
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Call 1-800-666-6666.
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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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This user is getting addicted to templates!
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| Color
| This user likes random colored userboxes.
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Ubx-
Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.
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| es
| Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Español whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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[edit] Quotes of others
“All Flutters are created equal. But some Flutters are more equal than others.”
~ George Orwell on Flutter
“I came, I saw, I Fluttered.”
~ Julius Caesar on Flutter
“If I ever met him, I would surely engage in sexual activities with this brilliant man. He is quite charming.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Oscar Wilde
“As I see it, yes.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's templates would be useful.
“Flutter or Flitter?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Flutter
“AAAAAAAAA”
~ AAAA AAAAAA AA AAAA AA AAAAA
“Do not ask what your Flutter can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Flutter.”
~ John F. Kennedy on Flutter
“Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open”
~ George W. Bush on swearing-in of Secretary of Agriculture Ann Veneman
“Get back here, Flutter I want to see your face when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!”
~ Lord Voldemort on Flutter
“HELP!”
~ Journey to the Lost Isle-er's Sockpuppet on help
“Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country”
~ George W. Bush on medicine
“F--- Flutter.”
~ Pope John Paul II on Flutter
“Jump. Flutter around.”
~ Fly on 23,199 different sports
“All Flutters are created equal. But some Flutters are more equal than others.”
~ George Orwell on Flutter
“My sources say no.”
~ Magic 8-Ball on whenever Flutter's games are fun.
“Fucking Flutters... The Flutters are responsible for all the wars in the world!”
~ Mel Gibson on Flutter
“Let me tell you, Flutter has convinced me to always wash underneath my foreskin.”
~ George W. Bush on Flutter
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