[edit] Awards

You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable".
Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.

WEREHAMSTER Award
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

Least Awards Award

This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

Killed in Action

This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

Fucking DUH!!!

This user has stated the obvious.

Uncyclopedia Artisian

This user is skilled in the arts of Imaging(the art of manipulating and uploading images), or Userboxing(the art of making and formatting userboxes). Either way, they have earned a big shiny award, and a free* trophy with it!

And, they also earn the ~~coveted~~ ~~highly-prized~~ lesser-known title of UNCYCLOPEDIA ARTISIAN.

*not

Happy Chairman Award

Bloody marvelous! Happiness abound in readings of you. Laughing Chairman Mao giving you award from Journey to the Lost Isle-er for special contribute of funny to Uncyclopedia!!

Journey to the Lost Isle-er's Sockpuppet has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

CloroxQuest award

This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.

Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass
This person has found a way to actually receive this medal.
They should be very proud of themselves for that.