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I LOVE FERRETS!! I have 2. I'm also Grue-proof. ;D
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| Sense
| This user promotes the radical idea of having sense.
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| This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled for all honors and persecutions as such.
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| This user is  , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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Yes, I'm a girl and I play video games.
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| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| This user's IQ is greater than your's.
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| This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.
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I'm also a hippie.
| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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My first game was Sonic 3 with Knuckles. My first RPGs were OoT and Pokemon (both of which I've beaten several times), so after that, I thought any other game had terrible graphics. I've beaten Twilight Princess and Super Paper Mario, both for Wii, so poo on you!
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I have a Wii, a PS2, a GameCube, an XBOX, a Gameboy Color, a Gameboy Advance, an SP, a DS, a DS Lite and an N64.
| This user is a Pudgist.
....And worships weaselpudge, the most holy substance in the Universe. He/She shall be spared from the Apocalypse.
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| This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user grew up in a forward-thinking family, and therefore always speaks his mind, you nerd.
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BUSH AND CHENEY MUST DIE!
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.
