User:Frinko/Chester Cheetah

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“Gaaaaahhhh- Ah GOD! There is no Fucking drummer better than Neil Peart!”

~ Chester Cheetah on Neil Peart

“I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials!”

~ Stewie Griffin on Chester Cheetah

This photo speaks for itself.

Chester "Dangerousely Cheesey" Cheetah is the former mascot of the popular snack food known as Cheetos. He was once known to be "cool" and "suave", although now is looked upon as a degenarate drug addict.he has married twice to Itzel Gazelle and Mary Gazelle both of these people have then strangely dissapeired the police is still looking for them.The media has interviewed him various times so far he,s answered (im sad this loss i realy am but hey i can move on so if your gazelle,antolope or zebra girl i'll go out with you).

Chester is also known to kick ass at ping pong