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“That went swell.”
~ Drew Pickles on Having a gay orgy
“I love to have orgies with him.”
~ Barney on Drew Pickles
“He is a fag.”
~ Captain Obvious on Drew Pickles
“He broke my Gaydar! And I was 50 miles away from him!”
~ Dawn on Drew Pickles
“OH GOD NO! *breaks down and cries*”
~ May on Max getting rumped
“YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, YOU ASS!”
~ May on Swearing Vengeance
“Oh shit, he's got a weapon! I'm gonna need some assistance rounding him up!”
~ Riza Hawkeye on Trying to arrest Drew and avoid getiing hurt by his deadly poisonous penis
Drew Pickles is, without a doubt, the Gayest man alive. He has won the major league in penis baseball. He is married to Barney the Dinosaur.
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[edit] Early Life
Drew Pickles grew up as a gay child. When he was just born, his cock was five feet long. It grew much bigger every second when he was very young. Drew liked to masturbate to The Wiggles, Spongebob, and Dragon Tales. His dick got very hard, and much longer.
[edit] Drew's controversy at school
When Drew was the age of five years old, he started his first day of school, with a twenty mile long cock hiding in his pants. He always fucked the kids in the classroom, and splooged on the teacher, and he's destroyed some school propety with his large cock. Things were getting out of control. Drew fucked about 5,000 kids at his school and the kids got all horny and fucked everything in the school, and then they cummed all over eachother and made a swimming pool in their school of cum.
[edit] Growing up
When Drew was 10 years old, he liked to poop on his dad (who is now called Grandpa Louis) all day. In fact, Drew skipped lots of school because he wanted to stick dildos up his ass and poop on his Grandpa all day. When Drew was 11, he got this own computer with the Internet installed. Drew jacked off to Wiggles hentai and Arthur scat porn. He couldn't stop. He couldn't go to sleep for almost a whole week, just sitting there, jacking off to the pornographic Wiggles images on his computer. He couldn't stop!
[edit] Job at the gay bar
He started getting erections all the time from SpongeBob and Barney, so Drew visited the gay bar twice a day to strip for gay old men, and Drew received lots of money to buy a giant dildo to stick up his ass all day. Drew was a gay stripper for twenty years.
[edit] Marrage and divorce
When Drew was about thirty-five, he was married with Charlotte. Drew didn't want to be married with a woman, but Drew was tired of men for that period. But then Drew decided to fuck men instead of women, so he raped men every night when Charlotte is sleeping. Drew does not want Charlotte to know he rapes men at nighttime. Sometimes Drew raped Angelica in the ass all day, he said it was oodles of fun, so he did it all the time. One night, she found out how he was raping other men, and devorced him. He then married Barney afterward. They had 20 gay boys.
[edit] In the Penis Sports League
Drew entered himself in the Penis Sports League, and won every boner baseball game, dick vault, sploodgeball, and many other gay sports. He won the championship every year. Drew was sent to Barney's Penis World to play the worldwide Penis Olimpics! He did successful in all of the games, and he even performed in the laser light show by doing magic tricks with his dick.
[edit] Filmography
Drew Pickles starred in over 67,000 porn movies. Most of the pornos had Big Bird, Wiggles, Stu Pickles or Barney in it. Drew Pickles made over eight-hundred million dollars for creating this pornos. Drew Pickles produced, directed and starred in all of his pornos. Some of Drew's pornos were over fifteen days long, and sometimes each porno DVD case included a free tissue when you cum too much. You can buy Drew Pickles' hawt pornos at your local Blockbuster!
Here's a list of some of Drew's famous pornos:
- Sucks So Good (2002)
- Drew Pickles and the Goatse Gang (2001)
- Drew Pickles Penor Party (1999)
- Anal Juices Waterpark (1993)
- Cocksuckers from Cuba (1990)
- Gay Old Time (2000)
- Drew Pickles Space Sex (2002)
- Asshole Lovers' Adventures (2003)
- Gay Gay Gay Men (2004)
- Holy Shit He's Huge (1998)
- Poopy Butt Sex (1994)
- Homo Scat Party (1991)
- Pickles and more penis pickles (1995)
- Going Downtown to Testicle Town (2005)
- Ass Invaders from Planet XXX (1997)
- Treasures Buried in a Fat Man's Ass (2001)
- Dicksicles on Ice (1996)
- The Biggest Cock in the Universe (2005)
- Gay Man: The legend of Drew Pickles (2007)
- Drew Pickles and the Goatse Gang: Reloaded (2007)
- Gym Fuckers (2007)
- The Evil Penis From The Pube Forrest (2001)
- Underwater Suxxx (2006)
- Transformers - Dildos In Disguise (2007)
- Drew Vs Cockzilla (2007)
- Drew and The Giant Penis (2008)
[edit] List of Notable People that Drew Has Fucked
Drew has had sex with over 1/4 of the world population. Here is a list of some notable people that Drew buttraped:
