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| Furrybritishimperialist
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| Kingdom
| The United Kingdom, We rock!
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| Phylum
| Furry
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| Class
| Pervert
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| Order
| Yiffus Vulpes
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| Family
| Forever Shamed
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| Genus
| Current Subscriber
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| Species
| Red Fox
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| Binomial Name
| Bisexual what?
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| Primary Armament
| Claws
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| Secondary Armament
| Yiffing
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| Power Supply
| Newcastle Brown Ale
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| HP:
| 3
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| Mana Points:
| 42
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| Strength:
| 27
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| Intelligence:
| Err...What was that again?
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| Weight
| 42lbs
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| Length
| 6 1/2 inches when stiffened.
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| Special Attack
| Yiffing
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| Conservation Status
| Critically endangered
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The Ministry of Truth, From where I plan my bid for world domination!
Hail your glorious leader! (ie. me) I'm a
Furry and a
British Imperialist, how cool is that! I'm a red fox (in case you wanted to know) or a
Kitsune when I'm in
North Korea, Remember that nuclear device
Li'l Kim claimed he detonated, that was me, My tail got caught on the switch, Sorry!
