User:Garionepsilon

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Garionepsilon, as the name implies, is nobody that you know of.

He is an above-average internet user who is way better than any noob or idiot. He is so better that he didn't even consider joining the AdoptaNoob program. He taught himself all the tricks and trades of Uncyclopedia through observation and self-guidance. <insert name here> should probably have done the same thing, instead of relying on somebody else.

Note: The only reason that Garionepsilon does not have a fancy signature like all of the other top-level members is because he cannot be bothered to get one.

Garionepsilon enjoys watching Youtube Poop. He even made an article on it. Pity the article was voted for deletion, and yet some a-holes had made a similar article that wasn't even good and yet they got away with it!

[edit] Current Workings

(what abandoned/new/huffed articles that he has decided to redo/start/complain about (in chronological order)):

[edit] Normal Articles

• Super Smash Brothers Brawl (Deleted because it sucked and was edited so often by noobs.)
• Metal Sonic (Nominated for VFH - failed.)
• Heartless (needs re-writing for something different.)
• Mugen
• Glitch City
• Youtube Poop (suffered chronic IP address edits and died. Also, there seems to be an alternate version of this that hasn't even been considered for deletion. How fair is that?!)
• Chair Wars
• The Tempest (Nominated for VFH - failed. But I'm still focused on getting it featured, no matter what.)

[edit] HowTo Articles

• HowTo:Fire your Lazer
• HowTo:Multitask
• HowTo:Misbehave in a Library (Quasi-featured. Huzzah!)
• HowTo:Build a Computer (Nominated for VFH - failed)
• HowTo:Kill a Shedinja (stuck & needing a push, please.)
• HowTo:Hide your Identity

[edit] UnNews Articles

• UnNews:Scientist finds Newspaper causes Cancer
• UnNews:Glasses are officially declared geeky
• UnNews:Scientists use Persil
• UnNews:Mobile Phones to be considered as weapons
• UnNews:Burma wants guns to combat Cyclone

[edit] UnBooks Articles

• UnBooks:The Day of Reckoning (abandoned due to lack of interest)

[edit] Why? Articles

• Why?:Rock Beats Paper?

[edit] UnScripts Articles

• UnScripts:All My Second Cousins Twice Removed

[edit] First times on the Internet

Garionepsilon first began his internet life shortly before his second year of secondary school, and has often stayed on the internet for hours on end typing away on one of his favourite websites. Though originally first attracted to the internet for the small forums he could spam on, he later developed a keen sense of forum liking and began joining all of the forums he could find as if his life depended on it. Which it didn't, but at least it was an excuse he could think of for staying on the internet.

[edit] Coming to Uncyclopedia

At first, when Garionepsilon came to the funny bundle of laughs that was Uncyclopedia, he immediately checked he had typed in the address correctly. Then he closed the browser down.

Yet later he met a friend who had gone onto Uncyclopedia, and who said that it was really good and that he had put a page on 'The Tails Doll' on there. A couple of days later, the friend complained that the page had been deleted for not being 'funny'. The friend then went on to curse all users of Uncyclopedia to the depths of Hell. Yet Garionepsilon was intrigued by this website, and went to have a longer look at it.

At first he was apalled at the drull and evil humour that had been put on the pages of Sonic The Hedgehog and other topics he liked. Yet this horror soon turned to humour as he realised that the people editing it didn't really mean it, and that some local boobs had edited it out of pure spite. This gave him the courage to contribute and show them what real humour was, and so he began an account.

[edit] Origins of the Name

For those who haven't looked at a real encyclopedia, the name Garionepsilon is comprised of two names put together. The part '-epsilon', is a greek letter for E, and is considered cool by Garionepsilon's standards. He's very much into the Greek letters. It's to be a main part of a book he's planning to write.

The part 'Garion-' is simply his name. See David Eddings on Wikipedia for more information.

[edit] Game scores

[edit] Grueslayer

Got as far as moves 51 at Benson's office. The two links on the page led to nowhere. Apart from that, it was a bit of a laugh.

[edit] Template additions

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This user is a total UKer and knows how to spell. (British Uncyclopedians)

This user is left-handed. In Latin they would be sinister. (List of left-handed Uncyclopedians)