User:Gerrycheevers
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“Whenever I go to do something, I ask myself: would an idiot do this? And if they would... I do not do that thing.”
~ Dwight Schrute on being an idiot
[edit] Return of Gerry
yes, i'm back again. i won't be doing much, but you will see me around, hopefully regularly. i'll try to vote often, i'll try to write sometimes. i have a few ideas i'm going to try out.
[edit] About Me
I am, in fact, not Gerry Cheevers himself. I may have been him in a past life, although that is unlikely as Cheevers is in fact still alive at this point. I am, however, a 21-year old astronomy major from Boston who enjoys alternative rock and candlepin bowling. I stumbled across uncyclopedia one day, and have been unable to tear myself away from it since. My goal is essentially to make people laugh as hard as I laughed when I first read the article on Bears. If I can be 1/10th as humorous as that, then I have succeeded. I like to aimlessly wander around uncyclopedia. I think I might be physically addicted. Help! Every once in a while I get motivated enough to churn out a full article. I also like to help out fellow uncyclopedians (especially fellow n00bs), so if you're ever looking for a rewrite, Pee Review, cool template, or any kind of opinion on anything, I'm your man. Satisfaction is guaranteed![1]
[edit] Wandering Rant of the Week
why the hell is he called 'silent bob' anyway?
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[edit] Awards
Noob of the Month August 2007
Potatochopper of the Month December 2007
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[edit] Contributions
(currently organized by caloric content) bold = featured , italic = quasi-featured
[edit] Original Articles (9)
Tremors | Gerry Cheevers | Trapezoid | DOHS Anti-Terrorism Regulations | Red Baron | Robert Shaw | Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors | Dumb and Dumber | C-3PO
[edit] Rewrites (2)
[edit] HowTo: (1)
[edit] UnNews (8)
UnNews:New writing technique good for some, bad for others | UnNews:Discovery of caves on Mars sparks Space Race II | UnNews:Uncyclopedia launches first satellite | UnNews:Iraq detainees suffering from 'excessive boredom' | UnNews:Saudi woman flogged for being gang raped | UnNews:Santa Claus missing, officials fear worst | UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange | UnNews:Local man rescues dozens from vampire peacock
[edit] Images (8)
Armstrong on the Moon | Aushwattz 4000 | Dragons on Mars | Puppy Cannon | Spudnik | Terror Alert Chart | You've Got Platoon | Vampire Peacock
[edit] Disclaimers
- ↑ Guarantee is not a Guarantee.
