User:Gert5

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Gert5:

  • Created the first bank of UN (seriously, he did)
  • Created the first User-Run award with a yearly basis
  • Created more than 300 subpages in his own userpage
  • Created over 140 images
  • Created too many articles
  • Has 6 cookies, 4 thanks for voting awards, 6 other awards and a UGotM

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GERT5 AWARD FOR 3XCELLENCE, NOW almost THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS APPROVED

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JYN3 2007 goes to Mhaille as the welcomer and help3r on the site 4 mee! I still hate featured images and articles. And I hate you

JYLI 2007 goes to Ceridwyn. For stuff...

AÖGÜS7 2007 goes to Uncyclopedian for being Uncyclopedian, etc.

S3P73MB36 2007 goes to Tom Mayfair for bringing the beautiful message of communism to our sinful lands, or at least your lands, Non-Estonians!

ÖK7ÕB3R 2007 goes to Slifer McJams for REALLY SUCKING!

D363MB3R 2007 goes to Pongo, part deux.

J4NU4RY 2008 goes to Humb? Bumbertown? No, it's Clorox, for making that crappy Hidden Links thang that I Pwned. I HAVE HIDDEN LINX ON MY PAGE TOO.

V3RBALLY 2008, quite verbally, a slightly slowdown thx to Modusoperandi

M4CH 2008 alasmematie, goeth 2 Savethemooses, henceforth making a la ghastly change from an arse to a good dood.

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uk-4 This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.
Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are a cool guy?


No, you didn't, but I am cool. -- Captain G5 UGotM [Y] {35} <KIWI>30px-Sucrose_b.gifBluegarrisoncapsig.png Image:Icons-flag-ee.png 13:32, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

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