User:Gert5/Game

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The Zork Series: Extended


 The great thought game that was never named Score: 1 Moves: 0


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New Zork I

Once in thine yander times, a young somebody fought, to release his kingdom from grues. Today, he finds himself in a maze, thine somebody art you thineself. Find a grue through this sequelish game of mystery and paranormal jokes!


Thineself must climb through ventilation shafts, use a remote, be boxed, swim underwater, call Homestar, be eaten by 300 kilometers of Jell-o and, of course make the right descision that God would make!


> look

You found a point and found yourself in the middle of 3 doors.

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