User:Gert5/Yoinxx

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HOLY COW! A CHECK!
Giver : Gert5 Receiver : You
Amount in numbers : Y500 Amount in rettels : YFive-Hundred
Giver's signature: General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 07:42, 28 July 2007 (UTC)
THIS CHECK IS GIVEN OUT BY THE YOINXX BANK OF UNCYCLOPEDIA


Why join Yoinxx:

  • Fun "virtu-money" earnable for all
  • Buy stuff and show it on your userpage
  • Buy an yHouse and put stuff in it.
  • And best of all, it's FREE*!
  • Click here to see more reasons

Contents

[edit] What the hell is Yoinxx?

With the worst name in 2007, Yoinxx are little dollary thingies here at Uncyclopedia. Simply JOIN in the REGISTRE TODAII! section and you will get 500 Yoinxx for an initial. Yoinxx can be given to anyone with the use of those blue(ish) check thingies you saw upwards. In case you have gotten a check, or some amount of money update, be sure to write how many Yoinxx you have in the current members section.

But why get money? So you wouldn't be a cheap "dumby" who usually eats crap. You can also exchange stuff at the UnCyc, the Yoinxx based store and take part of Top Chop, the Potatochopping coni-test. Or make a store of your own to make even more Yoinxx than usual. You can also buy stuff from the Ystore and preorder things for the Yhouse (Coming soon).

Yoinxx is the future, it will save Uncyclopediäe. Or bring down the system and unstabilize all that is holy. Also, it is the first and oldest bank in Uncyclopedia, it gave others the inspiration to make their own bank and currency, in about 3 days later. So sign up now, all the cool kids a.k.a. sysops you'll never really be are Doing It all night long!

[edit] Why Yoinxx?

Didn't I answer this part already? Yoinxx is, without doubt, the greatest and most popular Uncyclopedia currency bank of all time, so says the creation date. If you want comparison to other banks, who are unable to agree on their currency values, you have one (top reasons in bold):

Yoinxx Oceania Grue Army Nofu
Creation Date July 2007 (1st) August 2007 (2nd) August 2007 (3rd) ---
Creator Gert5* Jocke Pirat* High Gen. Grue*
Official? Yes Yes Yes No
Value (UBP) 4.3 UER 2.8 UER 2.5 UER 0 UER
Clients+Creator 21+1 9+1 7+1 0+1
Clients allowed Everyone UNCYC members Grue Army members Nobody, ever.
Callsign (UBP) YNX VAL CRED ---

*-creators are Fed Reserve main dudes

[edit] Check-giving

The above check was created with {{Check|Gert5|You|500|Five-Hundred|5=~~~~}}. Don't forget the 5= thing at the near end

[edit] Currency

For current exchange rates and bank holds, please see the Uncyclopedia Federal Reserve.

The Bank of Yoinxx fund: Y15 (ﻼﻋﻄﻬﻩﻡﺋ)

Donate to the Bank of Yoinxx below


Donate to the Bank of Yoinxx above

[edit] Warning STOREOWNERS!

Starting from 28th November, Yoinxx-based stores have to pay Y15 to The Bank of Yoinxx if they want to keep up their store's Yoinxx-base. This rule is because the stores can have an infinite amount of products to sell and don't have to worry about it. Unless they pay due to this rule, they must stop accepting Yoinxx from now on in their stores. The money must be payed to Gert5's talk page where it will then move on to The Bank of Yoinxx, after that a license will be given to the previously illegal store. However, anything rightfully bought from another store can be sold without a license. --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 18:46, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Deals

  • Join Grue Army, get a one-time income of Y100.
  • UnQuest has a special Premium Package for peoples that pay Y25 to Gert5.

[edit] What is an yHouse?

An yHouse is a template that you buy on the yHouse page via check. Buy objects from the Market marked as yHouse/"Category". Place the recently bought item's name into the yHouse template, place the 'plate anywhere on your userpage. Thus make your own house. All earned money goes directly to Gert5.

[edit] Ranks

Once you have enough Yoinxx, you can get new ranks, which can be put in front of your sigs, like these:

  • Loser - Under 200 Yoinxx
  • N00bin - 201-499 Yoinxx
  • New Yoinxxer - 500-999 Yoinxx
  • Thousandaire - 1000-1499 Yoinxx
  • Yolk - 1500-2499 Yoinxx
  • Richperson - 2500- 4999 Yoinxx
  • Goodrichman - 5000-49,999 Yoinxx
  • Megarich - 50,000-99,999 Yoinxx
  • Quadruplinuller - 100,000-999,999 Yoinxx
  • Millionaire - Over 1,000,000 Yoinxx

Once we get 1 millionaire, further ranks will cometh...

Also, a userbox with this code: {{User Yoinxxer|<your rank>}}

[edit] Discussion about peanuts and their affect on U.S. politics

Register Here in the list
  • Let me join, too--MNM5150 13:50, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I, too, would like to participate in an Uncyclopedian market. Sign me up! Please. --Raumthemad 05:45, 27 October 2007 (UTC)
  • I would like to participate in some form of market in Uncyclopedia, but this seems to be the only one. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 01:44, 31 July 2007 (UTC)
Why not. Add yourself. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:57, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

Everybody add themselves, I'm too lazy. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:21, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

I have set you up in the list below, including a link to a page you can use in your user space to keep your bank stuff. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-i curve bulletz ☎ 02:17, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Current Members

Number Account User Yoinxx Rank Notes
0001 Gert5 Y1,801.12 Yolk Creator of Yoinxx* Earned 1100 Yoinxx from UPotM
0002 Spang Y550 New Yoinxxer Please to send moneys for feed my starving children.
0003 An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays Y500 New Yoinxxer Is this like one of those pyramid thingies?
0004 Premier Tom Mayfair Y216.12 N00bin Money confuses me.
0005 High Gen. Grue Y1,145.50 Thousandaire Is this money legal tender at Uncyclopedia Artillery and Guns? It better be.
0006 Starnestommy Y498 New Yoinxxer Often uses IOU notes as checks.
0007 THEDUDEMAN Y500 New Yoinxxer Someone is gonna use this to try to bribe the Sysops. I can smell it in the air!
0008 The Grue Army Fund Y1,595.01 Yolk The funds that keep the Grue Army moving on their crusade to stop vandals. Donate today!
0009 Uncyclopedian Y568 New Yoinxxer Grue Army member.
0010 Pongo Y335 N00bin I peddle legitimate wares at my Back Alley.
0011 Kalir Y500 New Yoinxxer I guess? What is this? Some kind of weird currency challenge?
0012 Enzo Aquarius Y976.74 New Yoinxxer Don't forget to check out UnCyC, Uncyclopedia's official store where you can spend your Yoinxx, today!*
0013 User:Rorozarzar Y397 N00bin I want to buy pineapples!
0014 Bonner Y450 N00bin Oooo moneys 'Gibbers and foams at the mouth'
0015 Trar Y499.5 N00bin Livin' in the Procrasti Nation!(will update this later)
0016 The Led Balloon Y806.79 New Yoinxxer Money! Get Back! I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands offa my stack.
0017 User:Ikenzeke Y500 New Yoinxxer i luvs me my munny
0018 Necropaxx Y450 N00bin Is this legal tender in Antarctica?
0019 Fag Y500 New Yoinxxer Just had to say it:.. Money, it's a hit; Don't give me that do goody good bullshit|}
0020 MNM5150 Y500 New Yoinxxer "Always one more/You're never satisfied" (Van Halen, 5150)
0021 DJ Irreverent Y500 New Yoinxxer Money, Money, Money (crap I'm quoting ABBA and Fag is doing Pink Floyd, there goes my manhood)
0022 Spuds1 Y500 New Yoinxxer This account will definitley not be used to fund illegal activities. Honest.

Current representation: 10500

Crap by Gert5

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