User:Gert5/awards

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I will shoot your brain out of your head.

1 Awards 4 E
- 1.1 2007
- 1.2 Userpage
2 Awards 4 U
- 2.1 Floppy cake
- 2.2 Cookie Storage
3 Secret pointertage device
- 3.1 Current actives

[edit] Awards 4 E

[edit] 2007

The chronological order of these awards is unsure. Nobody cares, that's why.

"And then they started raining in like crazy morons from Greenland. OoOoOOoooOOoo"

I award you an award award!

Jocke Pirat awards you the award award for giving them an award!

Dawg has eaten your cookie!
You shouldn't have left it there.

OMG THANX!!!
	For voting on my Lego Assassination Image on VFP! Sliffy thanks you! I so totally stole this box
Now sing along: “Ebony, Ivory, living in perfect harmony!”

Kip the Dip has baked you a homemade cookie!
Now go half-ass review someone else's page

User:The Thinker has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

THANKS!

Please accept this generic thank-you template from Ljlego. Its generic-ness prevents there from being a personalized message. Instead, there is this: Thanks for voting for HowTo:Be a Jehovah's Witness.

You're still here? I thought we told you that this was generic! There's nothing more! GO AWAY!

User:TheLedBalloon has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Chomp!

For using MSpaint, Uncyclopedian MSawards you, Gert5, a MSgrue. You have been MSeaten.

Operastar

For helping with TYATU. –High Gen. Grue

For voting for OCRD, Big Brother thanks you! As a gift in return, have a pet Stalingrue.

BB claims no liability if it bites off one of your fingers or three.

Thanks for the vote!

For showing the good taste/pity to vote for Old McDonald on VFH, 15Mickey20 would like to reward you with a chicken! He hopes you find many uses for this gift.

Useless Gobshite of the Month June 2007

Under User has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Pongo has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Uncyclopedian wishes you have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year's!

[edit] Userpage

Awards placed on the userpage, then taken off, then eaten, crapped out, remodeled, renovated, splitten, glued, mixed, electrocuted and then placed on this page

Original Ninjastar

I award this user a Ninjastar because I'm bored. Cool picture of the Ark^tm too. –Weri long wang

CloroxQuest award

This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.

[edit] Awards 4 U

[edit] Floppy cake

Floppy? Hot dogs!

Gert5 has awarded you floppy cake!
Floppies are easy to transparentize, as they are square.

[edit] Cookie Storage

I am currently giving out 30 free cookies for random people. I currently have 30 in storage. I didn't give everything away. I am not spinach ho-ho-ho! That's Vender-Shabby.

I made a list of people who I have given cookies to so you would not bother me about it. People written like THIS are sysops. People written like THIS are bureaucrats (Those who will determine who is a sysop or a bureaucrat and who is not)
I have currently given cookies for this occasion to: