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[edit] Importance

This person is God

This person is the one and ONLY Creator of Uncyclopedia and everything else.

Nasty, Angry Combine Metrocop

This Metrocop is rather agitated, and will beat you up if you continue to read this article.
This is not a joke.
Come here, citizen.

[edit] Powers

Gufu has the power to anihilate enemy armor with a mere stick. He laso can gives those powers to another person - but it weakens as it passes to them and they will have to use a weapon. Here, we see a soldier who anihilates enemy Panzer tank witht he help of gufu's powers. Beware of funny looking text, as enemy can see it also!

I can also make stuff invisible! Like this! oh wait... you see it alredy... darn.

[edit] Ideas

[edit] G-man Theory

Riding in style!

G-man is a bastardish liar! He ate all the pringles and left Shephard dying in his closet! And I knew what Calhoun and Kleiner worked with G-man too! Though, Calhoun is allowed to do that... but death to Kleiner!

[edit] Cold War

Mah way!

This is how the globe ACTUALLY looked like in Cold War. I proppose to take a closer look. As you can see, Canadian frechies are not at any side... cowards! Then mexico also quit because it's people were too lazy to support one of the sides. And the Antarktida was too empty to fight with anyone. People of the world - if you want to fight, do it together!

[edit] Shoop-Da-Whoop

I know people, who know people, who know people, who know how to Shoop Da Whoop!