User:Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy/about

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This user is lazy and never finishes his WIPs. You can help Uncyclopedia by banning him.

Currently: chillin' at IRC.

So yeah, I'm Gustav. Well really, I'm Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy, but that's just my official title. If you wanna get picky about names, then you can call me Pope, Alex, H***** P***** (don't call me that one), Popezilla, or uuuuuuuuuungh give it to me (that's what Pat calls me anyways when we study together).

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[edit] FAQ

  • Who are you?

I said, I'm Gustav. I'm fairly new here to Uncyclopedia; I've been here for a few monthes but I'm still not exactly well known. I'm an UnNews writer and US correspondant as of December 5, 2006. I want to be your bitch friend. Talk to me if you ever feel so inclined.

Yeah, it is. My old userpage sucked so I decided to go with a Google theme. Glad you like it.

  • Wow, this theme sure sucks ass. I think like 4 other users have a Google thing goin' on.

Oh ho ho! Next little childrens, Mr. Magic Elf!

  • So you sure claim to have a lot of names. Where do people think you're the pope?

Actually, in a magical land called RuneHQ, I was known as Popezilla. Why I didn't use that name here is beyond me. But yeah, they thought I was hilarious. Why I left is beyond me. But they were all really cool and I go visit them in prison from time to time and bring them cookies. I was their pirate captain, too, so I know a thing or two about being a pirate. Probably more than you.

I'm in there somewhere.
I'm in there somewhere.

[edit] Women I have to beat off with a big stick

  • C*** *o**** (who smells like ass)
  • Condoleeza Rice
  • Gollum
  • Beyonce (not because she's black. wait, i don't run from her. she's actually damn fine. i run from condy because SHE's black, but not beyonce)
  • Your mom
  • Hilary Clinton
  • Meryll Streep (but only cause she was so creepy in that one Manchurian Candidate movie)
  • That one chick from DDR Ultramix 1 where they do the shadowing so weird and she looks like really old and homg i had to turn off my Xbox because she was just that horribly ugly and I just didn't feel like playing.
[edit] Pointless motherfucking userboxes
This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.
7.2 This user has written 7.2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

24 This user has recorded 24 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.
This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

Pirates do it till you walk the plank.

AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
1337 This user is elite.
H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.


[edit] Shit I've won


L has awarded you a Pot of Gold!
For finding the end of the rainbow.
YOU'VE BEEN HOZED!!!

Rev_zim has performed a Hozing on your soul; apparently you've done wrong in the eyes of doG. Take off, eh?!.
Braydie has awarded you some sweets!
For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble
Image:Newcookie.gif §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ Squiggle has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.





See the error? You see it?
See the error? You see it?

[edit] You are sports

Okay, this is an interesting little subject. It all started with this one T-shirt that my cross country team made. The back of it was supposed to read "Our sport is your sport's punishment"...you know, how like if you're in football and you get in trouble you take a lap, right? And running is what we do cause we're the cross country team, right? It was supposed to be kinda...well I don't rightly know; I wasn't involved in the process of actually comming up with this phrase. Anyways, so they make the shirts, but they come out saying "Our sport is you're sports punishment", and we all thought it was funny so we started saying "you are sports" (you know, like if you expanded "you're sports" it comes out like "you are sports"...well I thought it was clever at the time). Anyways, that's what it means in case I throw it into some conversation on IRC or while I'm doing...

[edit] UnNews Audio

Like I mentioned before, I began reading for UnNews audio (scroll all the way down that first list of broadcasters...yeah that's my name right above Dawg's) on el cinco de diciembre. (That's the 5th of December for those of you who don't hablas Español) I enjoy it even though my microphone sucks and I still haven't made it a habit to actually read the article before I record it yet. I'm not nearly as good as Zim or anything, but I try anyways. UnNews Audio is really like all I do now...I don't write as many articles or anything.

[edit] What you can do

Give me stuff! Seriously! Give me an award or some kind of recognition for kicking ass! Or just talk to me...it gets kinda lonely over here so if you wanna like go checketh out my talk page, then we can be like the 2nd or 4th best friends in the world, ok? Cool.

“Do I make you a little horny?”

~ Mark Foley on a Congressional page

“A little.”

~ A Congressional page under Mark Foley

“Cool.”

~ Mark Foley on a Congressional page


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