User:Gwax

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gwax

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This admin has over 2000 deletes.

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This user has contributed 423K+ ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

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This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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Sir gwax KUN UotM FH++ F@H CM GD NS Bur. +S has been an Uncyclopedian since 2005-09-29 and an admin since 2005-12-25. In the real world, gwax lives up the playboy lifestyle in San Francisco, CA, USA. A materials scientist by education, gwax has extensive knowledge of solid-state chemistry, with a specialization in molecular modeling techniques. He is currently putting his skills to use improving health care.

Although gwax has been the primary author of multiple articles, he has devoted himself to the principle of quality not quantity and spends most of his Uncyclopedic energies trying to clean things up. Sir gwax is largely responsible for making the deletion process what it is today and still gets a great deal of pleasure out of deleting poor quality articles by hand.

Sir gwax takes the quality of Uncyclopedia very seriously in an attempt to counter the floods of users that would prefer to just be stupid. The dry style of humor that gwax prefers combines well with his desire to improve the overall quality of Uncyclopedia and has humorously landed him the label "fun hater" on multiple occasions, a label which he wears proudly.

Sir gwax makes a point of trying to be friendly, especially to new users but he has a relatively short tolerance for people being jerks. If you are civil and reasonable, you will find gwax to be just the same and plenty helpful but, if not, you will find yourself banned in short order. Feel free to ask gwax anything but do be nice about it.

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[edit] Contact Information

User talk:Gwax : My talk page is the best way to get in contact with me.
Uncyclopedia:Chat : I am sometimes available in Uncyclopedia's IRC chatroom.
Special:Emailuser/Gwax : E-mail may be used as a last resort if nothing else works.

[edit] Notes

gwax is forgetful, so he maintains a bunch of notes to himself. Most notably, gwax maintains a to do list.

[edit] To Do List

Solve all of Uncyclopedia's problems
- Start with the repair list
The things on this list
Do the dumb things I gotta do; touch the puppet head.
Bread and yogurt at market
Sputnik I
Warehouse 23 - where they keep the Ark of the Covenant
Tea Party - you know, with dolls and such; also mention the Boston one (maybe)
Continue being cool
Drink more tea
Peer Pressure - the physical phenomenon
Merge pwn, pwned, pwn3d, pwnage and PWND
- create section pwn3d, about three dimensional pwn.
Special:Lonelypages : delete as many as possible
User:Gwax/Homestar Runner