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Dead Kennedys

Jack Kennedy

Live Kennedys

Ted Kennedy Schwarzekennedy John Effkendee Mr. Kennedy

Anti-Kennedys

Richard M. Nixon Lee Harvey Oswald

Justice Anthony Kennedy loves international precedent.

Justice Anthony McLeod Kennedy (born 23 July 1936) has been an Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court since 1988 and the lead singer of the Dead Kennedys since 1982.

[edit] Before SCOTUS

He was nominated and confirmed in 1988, and comes from the humble start of a electronic communication company lobbyist in congress. Showing that in America, a mere member of the Upper Middle Class can become someone today in America, so long as they went to Harvard. He began his road to SCOTUS as the dark apprentice of Darth Reagn after another Kennedy, Ted Kennedy struck down his old apprentice Darth Bork, who was known for his use of sporks to advocate the

[edit] His Tenure As Associate Justice

He is known for his use of international law in the defense of Torture, lynchings, stonings, sodomy, abortion, religious persecution, and in judge attire. He is particularly fond of the Canadian Supreme court, and wears their standard uniform during all sessions. This makes his master, Ronald Reagan spin in his grave.

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