User:Havoc14

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“That guy sure likes to huff kittens.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Havoc14

Hi, my name is Havoc14, and kitten huffing is my speciality.

I WAS HUNGRY, OK?!?!?!

[edit] Early Life

Four score and seven years ago, I was born in a log cabin, son of George W. Bush and Your Mom. My parents always told me I was an intelligent young lad, as I was always inventing new ways to assassinate various political leaders. Don't tell anyone I said that.