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Reviewer of the Month April 2008
Uncyclopedian of the Month May 2008
9,000 edits that are in no way VFS worthy
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Quote of the Week
“OH GOD, IS THIS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING TO PEOPLE? OH GOD, THE HUMANITY!”
- ~ Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon
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Hv's Timer
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| This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 1 year, 5 months and 20 days.
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WIP
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| Nothing. Heh.
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On this day...
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Today: International Reading Heerenveen's Userpage Day/The Day that is Every Day)
- 0 - I edit. First.
- 1 - The 128-hour Cola Bender
- 1 (129 hours later) - Massive burp kills everyone I know
- 404 - I forget everything. What was that again?
- 419 - The Holy Day. Everything I say goes, for the first time since 419 B.C.
- 777 - Yuffie miscalculates and tries to start hitting everything for 7777 damage. Routinely killed by blade of grass.
- 1946 - Belenenses win the raffle - win Liga.
- 1963 - Ginger hair invented outside of Britain.
- 1964 - Ginger hair universally criticised. Britain attacked by rest of world.
- 1993 - Random kid born, wins Brits war.
- 2001 - Wikipedia invented; userboxes enslave human race.
- 2001 - Tres Grandes broken again.
- 2004 - Someone returns...
- 2010 - World War IV erupts over how to pronounce the year.
- 9999 - Countdown starts to Year 10000 bug. IT consultants cloned in large vats to prepare for oncoming IT catastrophe.
- 0000 - IT consultants fail to fix Year 10000 bug.
- 5535 - Everything that is 16-bit explodes. Planet Google thus dies.
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