User:Heerenveen

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~~*sunburn* OW! (Heeren ["Meh"] [tecħ] [kurk]) [25/07 05:18]
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    my anti-drug

Pee Reviewer of the Month Reviewer of the Month April 2008 Uncyclopedian of the Month Award Uncyclopedian of the Month May 2008


Welcome to User:Heerenveen,

9,000 edits that are in no way VFS worthy

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“OH GOD, IS THIS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING TO PEOPLE? OH GOD, THE HUMANITY!”

~ Sir Schmoopy of Awesometon

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
 1 year, 5 months and 20 days.




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On this day...

Today: International Reading Heerenveen's Userpage Day/The Day that is Every Day)
  • 0 - I edit. First.
  • 1 - The 128-hour Cola Bender
  • 1 (129 hours later) - Massive burp kills everyone I know
  • 404 - I forget everything. What was that again?
  • 419 - The Holy Day. Everything I say goes, for the first time since 419 B.C.
  • 777 - Yuffie miscalculates and tries to start hitting everything for 7777 damage. Routinely killed by blade of grass.
  • 1946 - Belenenses win the raffle - win Liga.
  • 1963 - Ginger hair invented outside of Britain.
  • 1964 - Ginger hair universally criticised. Britain attacked by rest of world.
  • 1993 - Random kid born, wins Brits war.
  • 2001 - Wikipedia invented; userboxes enslave human race.
  • 2001 - Tres Grandes broken again.
  • 2004 - Someone returns...
  • 2010 - World War IV erupts over how to pronounce the year.
  • 9999 - Countdown starts to Year 10000 bug. IT consultants cloned in large vats to prepare for oncoming IT catastrophe.
  • 0000 - IT consultants fail to fix Year 10000 bug.
  • 5535 - Everything that is 16-bit explodes. Planet Google thus dies.
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