User:High Gen. Grue

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If you do not play Grueslayer, I will turn into grue form, and eat you.

If YOU see or are part of a Major flamewar, tell me, and I'll have all wariors go to my Talk page. I will give my time to keep the flamewars from becoming ban-worthy. Aboutface! At ease, Soldier!

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All s/he found was this lousy template.
Caiger Mall was then attacked and Ransacked by Zombies.

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Commander of the Grue Army

High Gen. Grue
Real Name:Gen. Han Solo
Age:CLASSIFIED
Gender: Male
Member since: I forget.
Weight/Mass: Less than 200 pounds
Occupation: High General, IRC surgeon
Favourite Article Game: Game:Grueslayer
Favorite article: Stephen Hawking ran over my cat
Least Favorite Uncyclopedia In-joke: Euroipods
IRC name(s): HighGenGrue, HanSolo
Weapon of Choice: Chaingun/Pump-Action shotgun/Rifle/CHAINSAW THAT IS ON FIRE/Non-Lethal but VERY PAINFUL Riot gun.
Stupidest Action: Feeding a troll.
Infobox ripped off legally taken from AAA!

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THE GRUE ZONE
Where you will probably die




BENSON!



|B|E|N|S|O|N|
    my anti-drug


Contents

About Me

This is me.
This is me.

Hello. You probably think I am always a grue. But you would be an imbecile. I am actually Han Solo, who drank a pial of Morpheous, made by Rebellion workers. Now, when I want to be a grue, I am. I have cats, which I don't huff (Other Cats:Yes). Now that THAT is done, more stuff. I have beaten Uncy's Zork AND the real Zork. I am currently a Star Wars fanboy, and any snickering will earn you death.

My contributions

Articles
TYATU backups
Note: These may be made by other people
TYATN

Useless boxes that I like to use

1337 This user is elite.
This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This User founded the Grue Army. FEAR HIM.
This User Hates George W. Bush
BENSON is better than this user.
This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
This user has adopted Pieface.
This user has adopted Train Tracker.
This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real men!
Sex This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you.

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment.


bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
TA This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head.
This experienced editor is seeking to adopt new users. (Users requesting adoption)
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

gbs-N This user is a native speaker of Galactic Basic Standard.
This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This User has the Need for Speed.
This User can Drift and beat D.K.
This user is against 2005cruft.
This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.


This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This User tries to stop flamewars to protect the O-zone layer.
This user is a member of Twin Suns Squadron. Fear them.
This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be impeached and arrested

User goodthink U.W.P member.
Helper of needy, destroyer of ungood.

This user is a N00bin in Yoinxx and can transfer money in Uncyclopedia with Checks.
Image:Discobandit.png This user is a Disco Bandit, and is therefore Moxious. Be awestruck by his incredible skillz.
An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #1431357.
This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than this user.

Grue Army

Welcolme to the page of the Grue Commander, <insert name here>, and please, don't get eaten by A Grue soldier. add yourself if you want.

Members of the Army

These devoted users protect Uncyclopedia, with Honor, Bravery, and Vigilance. They have read the Code of War, and as they gained the knowledge, they pass it on to the next users, who will pass it on to the next, as my mentors had done long ago.

The Grue Army's General with UNSOC's first Preimer Party Member
The Grue Army's General with UNSOC's first Preimer Party Member

Generals


Majors

  • Domo Kun

Admirals

Marshals

Captains

Privates

Covert Ops

Scouts

Soldiers

Allies

Special Ranks

Mechanized Assault Squad

Waiting list

Sorry, but we have waaay too many soldiers. If a soldier leaves, then you're in. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:14, 29 June 2007(UTC) ADD YOURSELF I'M TOO DAMN LAZY. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 02:03, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

What is the Grue Army?

The Grue Army is a Dedicate Group of Soldiers (Your rank, whatever) trying to eradicate vandalism, break up flame wars that aren't on BHOP, among other things, such as helping other users. Note:If you need help from us, consult any members, listed above.

Recruitment Stations

Grue fortresses, bases, bunkers...

If you joined, and want to make a base on your userspace, go ahead. IF YOU WANT, i'm not saying you should.

Don't Die!

Entrance of Grue Base

It is dark. You see these words on a plaque: This base is owned by HighGeneral Grue . Would you like to go to the barracks or High General Grue's office?Image:Grue Jammy.gif

My to-do list...

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