User:High Gen. Grue/GrueArmy

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Base of Operations Peacekeeping Base Recruitment station Outpost Beta Fort Creedy Bank

Users not with the Grue Army:YOU ARE IN RESTRICTED USERSPACE. YOU MUST LAND. Land at hangar 31. IRC CHAN is here. JAVA APPLET FOR IRC CHAN IS HERE.

“There is no sin except stupidity.”

~ Oscar Wilde on vandalism

“The best of best at rogue fixing.”

~ User:Thekillerfroggy on The Grue Army

“We're the Grue Army. Impossible is our stock of trade.”

~ User:Andorin Kato on The Grue Army

“Hey, I am a captain! Do I get a ship?”

~ User:Uncyclopedian on The Grue Army

“Stop with the quotes.”

~ User:High Gen. Grue on Uncyclopedian's quote

For our cause, go here.

Contents 1 Squadrons 1.1 Red Squadron 1.2 Green Squadron 1.3 Blue Squadron 1.4 Gold Squadron 1.5 Yellow Squadron 1.6 Twin Suns Squadron 1.7 Black Ops Squadron 2 Good Cop, Bad Cop 3 Reports 4 Tips for New Users needing help 4.1 S.O.S 5 Report section II:Requests for promotion 6 Report section III:Vandal modus operandi

Squadrons

18600 Choose a squadron, or two, or all.

Red Squadron

Job:Reverting Vandalism

• High Gen. Grue
• Zerotrousers
• Starnestommy
• Insineratehymn
• Thekillerfroggy
• Trar
• Uncyclopedian
• Tripod2282
• Capercorn
• Scott
• MackMan
• Kingkitty
• DiZ
• the.original.joe.shmoe
• Citation-Seer
• THEDUDEMAN
• Filanator
• Eiyuu Kou
• Premier Tom Mayfair
• Gert5
• Jedravent
• DjGentoo

Green Squadron

Job:Reporting Vandals

• Starnestommy
• Insineratehymn
• High Gen. Grue
• Uncyclopedian
• Tripod2282
• Capercorn
• Kingkitty
• the.original.joe.shmoe
• THEDUDEMAN
• b0n b0ns
• Premier Tom Mayfair
• Jedravent
• DjGentoo

Blue Squadron

Job:Breaking up destructive flame wars, unless on BHOP

• High Gen. Grue
• Medvedev
• Uncyclopedian
• Insineratehymn

Gold Squadron

Job:Banning Vandals (Sysops only)

• Hinoa
• Thekillerfroggy

Yellow Squadron

Job:Dying in Y-wings Helping users with everyday problems

• High Gen. Grue
• Starnestommy
• DiZ
• Uncyclopedian
• the.original.joe.shmoe
• Bonner
• Eiyuu Kou
• b0n b0ns
• THEDUDEMAN
• Premier Tom Mayfair
• Gert5
• The Other Devil.

Twin Suns Squadron

Job:Placing crap on QVFD, VFD, and NRV ICU

• High Gen. Grue
• Starnestommy
• Thekillerfroggy
• Insineratehymn
• MNM5150
• Uncyclopedian
• Medvedev
• Capercorn
• Tripod2282
• Kingkitty
• Necropaxx
• Andorin Kato
• THEDUDEMAN
• Leoispotter
• Chrissy
• Jedravent
• Judgement
• The Other Devil.
• DjGentoo

Black Ops Squadron

Job:Removing racism and gay messages.

• Uncyclopedian
• High Gen. Grue
• Insineratehymn
• Capercorn
• King Semsem
• pieface
• Filanator
• Trar

Good Cop, Bad Cop

Random Deeds shown as "R"

Random deeds are self explanatory.

Scout:When the user gets 5 plusses.

SpecOp:When the user gets 20 plusses

Private:When the user gets 50 plusses

Captain:: When the user gets 90 plusses

Marshal: When the user gets 160 plusses

Admiral: When the user gets 250 plusses

Major: When the user gets 350 plusses (Damn, I just realised I SKIPPED A WHOLE RANK)

General: When the user gets 450 plusses

Zerotrousers:1 MNM5150:1 AmericanBastard:1 Emmzee:1 Medvedev:6 R Starnestommy:96 High Gen. Grue:72 Lord Fluffy (Allied Godly Entity, Private):57 Andorin Kato:786 Capercorn:20 Insineratehymn:453 Thekillerfroggy:4011 RRR trar:1 Leoispotter:40 Yvonne:1 Asshatchampion:1 General Eisenhower:1 HaakonX:1 Uncyclopedian:176R Math Poet:1 General Tso's Chicken:1 Tripod2282:1 Sliferjam:1 Scott:1 Robertodole:1 Chrissy:0

MackMan:1 KingKitty:8 Defender 911:1 Tortilla the hun:1 Dimario:1 Gert5:137 Necropaxx:1 Amarao:1 DiZ:1 THEDUDEMAN:1418 Pigeon:1 the.original.joe.shmoe:1 JoshHJ:35 Ljlego:45 King Semsem:0 Pieface:24 JASON+HALLAMEYA:0 KingNike:0 El Pollo Diablo:0 Social Studiously:0 Bonner:591 Eiyuu Kou:0 Premier Tom Mayfair:5 R Hinoa:581 R Jedravent:39R Electrified mocha chinchilla:0

Reports

Records:Archive One Archive Two Archive Three Archive Four Archive Five (hey, I rhymed)

Tips for New Users needing help

• If you want to keep your article from being ICU'd, place {{contruction}} on your article. Or you can make a user sub-page like User:<insert name here>/Article WIP.
• If you need help, you can go to The Help forum. Please follow, and read the link in BIG LETTERS.

Other ways to get help include:

Asking a Grue Army member (We won't eat you, don't worry.)

Bribe Ask an sysop. They might know.

Try IRC, a few users are willing to help you there.

• If you would like other's opinion on your articles, send a request in Pee Review.
• A good place to ask for help on spelling and grammar is Ceridwyn's proofreading service.
• Before editing, read HTBFANJS. The more, the better your article's chances will be.
• If you want to vandalize, the Grue Army will come upon you, DESTROY your edits, and report you to Ban Patrol for banning. If you would like to report a vandal, go here.
• If you would like to be educated by an experienced user, ask about being adopted. Go to Adopt-a-noob although I like to think of n00bs as "New users." Go to Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters to see a list of people wanting to adopt.

S.O.S

Need help? List your username here! We'll come to help!

• User:High Gen. Grue (Like that. EXAMPLE.)

Report section II:Requests for promotion

Use this area to request plusses or promotions, or if you would like to file for a special job in the Grue Army. Bold your entries if they're unchecked for a somewhat extensive period of time. If you like having content disputes, then you can kiss your promotion goodbye.

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INTEL REPORT: For those of you who want to do some work for a plusses... as a job... I have an Intel for you. Anyway, the intel shall pay 15 plusses for a start. The work? Mangage the Grue Army Report sections, and archive when needed. This will stand for 5 days or more, and then, I move this to the first report section to have a vote. Winner recieves the Special Rank of "Military Records Officer", and 15 plusses. Oh, and if you win,, you must do your work when needed. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 00:03, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Going for a record here. 120 welcomes, 1 noob helped, 10 QVFD, 18 reverts and 1 noob adopted. 2 weeks approximately.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 18:49, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

-5. Quit overachieving. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 21:56, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

I like over archiving. besides, what else am I supposed to do at school. Anything worth reading is blocked for being Tasteless and Obscene. <personal opinion> The tech guys must like ED or something.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:04, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

+200, with an extra 50 for doing every single promotion since ever. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 01:43, 10 September 2007 (UTC)

42 QVFDs, 45 welcomes, 29 reverts since last report. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 21:56, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

+117. --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:04, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

10 reverts, 4 to Bp, 13 QVFD, 1 VFD, 1 Helped, 1 de-deadend -- (Bonner) (Talk) 16:37, 12 September 2007 (UTC)

+30--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:37, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

Upwards of 130 image license fixing, 39 welcomes, and 78 reverts, 13 Pokemon template removals, 22 Crimethink removals. Also, I archived the old reports. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 17:13, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

And you think I overachive!?! Thats +282. A new record!--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:37, 20 September 2007 (UTC)

It's been a while so...28 Reverts, 13 ban patrol, 50 QVFD, 9 VFD, 3 Deadend articles linked, 3 Fixed redirects and 1 helped -- (Bonner) (Talk) 20:16, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

69 reverts in the big Dual-Blanker Bot spree, 86 old and terrible UnNews QVFD'd vigilantly. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 01:16, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Meh. I got lazy. +155 for TKF and +104 for Bonner.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 04:31, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Lazy?! here's another one for you then (: 52 reverts, 11 Ban patrol, 165 QVFD, 24 VFD, 4 users helped, 1 De-Deadend, 5 Vigilance tags, 3 ICU and one Pee review...Vigilance week for the win (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 7, 17:00

In the last 1k edits (about the amount since my last report): 123 welcomes, 22 formal reverts (with rollback script), 115 QVFDs, 28 articles put on VFD, small 10 article purge of all occasions of Headline/Bold/Italic Text. That's just the stuff I marked in my edit summary, so a lot of ICUs and small fixings slipped through the cracks --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 17:18, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh, Oh My turn. 63 welcomes, 90 QVFD, 35 reverts, 2 ICU, 1 BP, 28 Vigilance tags, 1 complete retard helped with js 1 noob told not to do something, Fixed the qfvd formatting twice and 1 article fixed up. can I get my fix of supreme lazyness now?--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 01:06, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

yes I am a complete retard when it comes to js...But when was this? Also + 222 :D (Bonner) (Talk) Oct 9, 17:39

Well that was a good 1 week of doing absolutly nothing. Back to work I guess...TKF gets +nothing for overachiving +way too many to count and bonner gets roughly half of what TKF gets. In numbers, that comes out to about +308 for TKF and +267 for Bonner. Now... Back to sleep. /me goes off and procedes to ignore this page for another week or so.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 01:38, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Um, wow. What's happened to plus totals while I was gone? Crazy, crazy, crazy. Anyway. To celebrate my return, 37 broken redirects on QVFD, and a commendation to the citizens of Uncyclopedia for so diligently watching New Pages in my absence. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 18:09, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and I also just cleaned 14 double redirects. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 19:10, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Also also, I got 26 QVFD'd pages. I then decided that any more was meaningless and recommended to admins on IRC that Shortpages be purged. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 19:24, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Also also also, I archived QVFD with permission of an admin. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 19:34, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Welcome back Andorin. +80. And yes, the normal amount of plusses awarded at once has skyrocketed, but mostly becuase I dont check it as often (maybe once or twice a week) and because TKF likes to overachive.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:55, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Since last report: 204 QVFDs, 188 welcomes, and a bunch more unmarked ICUs. I really ought to mark them... >_> --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 21:16, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

+400. Enough with the over achiving. You want to be an admin, we get it already.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 02:55, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

4 QVFD, 6 "Image:Example.jpg" removals, 1 rewrite, 2 dead-end fixes. That makes 13. Yay Halloweening! --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 09:25, 27 October 2007 (UTC)

YAY! SMALL NUMBERS!!! +13. That was easy.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 13:42, 27 October 2007 (UTC)

I also started this thing called Uncyclopedia:Helptards where with a click a day, keep the admins that are saying that you're not doing anything helpful for Uncyclopedia, away. I have already done 4 Good Deeds requested from anonymous Uncyclopedians. --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 07:25, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

We (mostly myself, AAA, EugeneKay, Mitch_1_2, NotAManticore, and of course Spang, as known on IRC) just stopped a huge vandalism spree by another Grawp sock. If I left any names out, feel free to add yourself. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 07:17, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

Ahem! ~ 07:20, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

5 ICUs, 5 QVFDs, 5 reverts, and 2 reports of vandalism on IRC(Ban Patrol was too slow). --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 22:55, 5 November 2007 (UTC)

+17--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 04:25, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Time now for a new record. 52 Reverts , 401 QVFD'd articles, 79 Welcomes, 15 ICUs, 3 VFD'd article, a Fixed link, 27 Deredlinkifyed articles/templates, 2 BP's, and finally 2 Articles cleaned up. All this sence the 25th so about 2 weeks. Not bad. --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 04:25, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Updated--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:24, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Another update. 6 more reverts, 70 more QVFD's and 12 more welcomes. Also, whoever checks this gets 20 plusses.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 04:53, 15 November 2007 (UTC)

GIVE YOURSELF YOUR OWN DAMN PLUSSES. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:28, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

FINE BE THAT WAY!!! But in all seriousness, last time I asked, you said I couldnt do that but w/e. +670 for me. wow thats alot.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:37, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

-30 for HGG. Be civilized, please. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 03:38, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

You want a record? I was finally arsed to total up my contribs since I returned. I got 269 QVFD's, 62 instances of reverted vandalism. and 43 welcomes. I've also archived QVFD again. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 08:00, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

Heh, you are now a general, and you were actually a major yesterday. +374. --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 15:27, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

282 deletions in the last 5 days alone, and $DIETY save you if you make me chalk up every minor contribution I've made since I last posted here. —Hinoa talk.kun 04:01, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

+282 it is.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 04:21, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

Since last report: 445 QVFDs, 342 welcomes, 12 marked ICUs, about 30 pages added to VFD, 2 featured articles --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 03:47, 26 November 2007 (UTC) grrr... +828. Go get opped of something and stop killing my records.--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 01:09, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

2 QVFD. 2 DeadEnds Linked. 10 Pee Reviews. 4 Image:Example.jpg removed. 4 Image:Example.ogg removed. 1 welcomed user 1 devandalism 3 QVFD Headers. That's 27. I feel sucky. --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 18:19, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

Yoinxx users: If you're in the GA, you can get 250 FREE YOINXX once! --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 17:20, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

1002 assorted deletes and blocks since taking command as a sysop. Also: 6 featurings, 70 welcomes and 35 reverts --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 00:05, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

+1113. --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 15:19, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

6 devandal, 3 undead ends, 12 Image:Example.jpg removed, 1 Image:Example.ogg removed, 1 "fix" after my long hiatus. Also look at my previous entry above. --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 12:08, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Thus my current plusotage is 137 --Captain G5 UGotM [Y] 12:11, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

Dude... 3 months...... 137 it is... Its been way over 1000 since I've edited this. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally CUN GotA VFS? 22:55, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

24 QVFD, 1 undead end, 10 ICU, 3 VFD, 27 reverts, 4 newbs welcomed, and a review, in the past week. Worthless or what? DJ Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and 400% more death metal. Also in red. 23:24, 25 June 2008 (UTC)

Report section III:Vandal modus operandi

Report all vandals that you find (if you want) here. Please add a description of what they are doing. Old ones that will be back may as well be placed here as well, just to help people identify socks. When reporting users report them as {{User|<username here>}} and IP's as {{IP|<IP address here>}} and remember to sign your post.

• 99Hello3 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)-All troops line 99Hello3 and all socks into their Gunsights. 99Hello3 frequently uses his socks to change images into newer, HORRIBLE images. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:20, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

• Calum404 (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)-Sockpuppeteer Calum404 is back. Look out for blanking messages involving Calum404. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

• 69.105.96.36 (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser)-(Nigger Cunt Vandal)-Mass blanks pages replacing them with profanity. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:05, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Cookies,yum! (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser) - This guy surprised me by actually continuing to make socks. Keep a lookout, his targets are usually AndorinKato related. --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP 18:09, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

I personally don't think we should block his IP or prevent him from making socks. His edits amuse me. --Sir Andorin Kato CUN and Bombad General [This] [That] [The baseball bat] 18:35, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Just riddle his Sock Army with bullets. :) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 18:47, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

• Cheeseboy (Talk • Contribs • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups •