User:Hrodulf/UnNewsDiagnosticArea
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June 15
- Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies
- Hamas embarrased to find it invaded wrong country
- Judge Sues Over Lost Toothpaste Cap
- Mad Scientist/Procrastinator 'Totally Gonna Finish That Death Ray Soon'
- Men suffer from phantom pregnancy
- Squirrel army invades Germany
June 14
- America moves to execute porn stars
- Cleveland Cavaliers 'Give Up'
- Cosmonauts Install Windows on Space Station; Inevitable Happens
- Cutty Sark Arsonist was Escaped Dutch Privateer
- Dutch Masterpiece Stolen: Police Baffled
- Jesus Christ Busts Paris Out of Jail
- Missing Maddie's parents to record duet with Bono
- Police Hunt Salmon Attackers
- TV's "Boston Legal" to merge with "Night Court"
- US Town Set To "ban long skirts"
- You Have Been Ownzored
June 13
- Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel
- Cheese Addiction Stronger than Heroin
- I'm bored.
- Jesus goes on Resurrection Rampage
- Mad Creation Scientist Prays for Giant Robot
- Roger Ebert gives flipbook two out of four stars
- U.S. military attempted to build "Gay Bomb"
- UK Paedophiles face 'Stern talking to'
- Wikia buys the moon, displays highlights on surface
June 12
- Ahmadinejad steals Bush's watch
- Ash Ketchum asks Bill Bruford Not For a Battle, But For a Xiaolin Showdown
- Award for Dutch Entertainment Industries Watchdog
- Borg advertise cheese
- Famous person does something
- Google to privacy campaigners: We know where you live
- Makers of American Pie sued for False Advertising
- Paris Hilton Finds "Her Arse and Elbow" In Prison
- TV3
June 11
- Aliens demand apology from Church
- Church "up in arms" Over Sonic the Hedgehog Games
- Dyslexic Fundamentalists launch Croation Museum
- Entire world pissed off by Sopranos finale
- Mark Twain's "A sweltering day in Australia" decoded
- Travelers boycott Hilton
- Zombies Attack US President
