User:Ianweller

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Ian is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. If you attempt to reason with Ian, you will most likely become Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or he'll just eat your liver.

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This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

17-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.

de-P This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

du-X This user only speaks Dumbass enough to seduce native Dumbass speakers.

en-N This user is a native speaker of English.

gb-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish.

ht-4 This user speaks HTML at a near-native level.

il-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Igpay Atinlay.

lz-G This user does not speak Lesbian and furthermore believes Lesbian to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Lesbian.

rh-N This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

sc-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Scrabble.

tx-0 This user does not understand Texan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

“I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill Ian Weller.”

~ Steve Ballmer on Ian Weller

Why are you here? You'd probably rather be spending time reading your JavaScript Manual, playing Zork, or looking at god knows what.

If you wonder why I'm here, I basically run around moving pages to Undictionary.

[edit] Current Edit Count!!!

As of 14:54, 3 February 2006 (UTC), I've edited 393 times, including the edit to add this edit count.

[edit] Pages I (helped) start

• Blackbeard the Potato-Masher Man

[edit] Pages and stuff I went crazy about cleaning up and editing

• Cob
• Template:Rwertie

[edit] Pages I (helped) burninate

• Main Page.
• Snow
• Seven

[edit] Filler space!

“It's space that is ultimately filled with filling. I hope it's cherry.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Filler space

“I think that we both agree when we say that Steve Ballmer needs some Prozac.”

~ David Carpenter on Steve Ballmer

“I will fucking kill you, David Carpenter.”

~ Steve Ballmer on David Carpenter