User:Ieuan94/Sir Digby Chicken Cesear

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.

THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.

“Look Ginger! My nemisis has made an uncyclopedia page about me!”

~ Sir Digby Chicken Cesear on This page

Sir Digby Chicken Cesear (Born. Sir Digby Turkey Cesear) is an enraged achoholic hobo who, with the assistance of his side-kick, Ginger, try to find his unnamed nemisis whose name we do not know. He is often found running around, yelling at ginger, drinking, looking for his nemisis, drinking, harrasing random people, drinking, or going 'dun-duhdle-uh-duhdle-uh-duhdle-uh-duhdle-uh-duhdle-uh-duhdle-uh-dudle-duhduhduh-duhduhduhduh-duh-DUH!'. Or possibly drinking.

[edit] Crimes

Sir Digby Chicken Cesear has commited many crimes in the process of finding his nemisis. These are:

Excessive alcohol abuse on numerous occasions
Theft (A fat man's watch to be precise)
Harrasment (Pushing dwarfs into swimming pools)
Assault (Beating up a clown)
Many, many more.

[edit] Clues

So far, here are the clues that Sir Digby Chicken Cesear has found:

A child's sock
A pantyliner
A watch

So, we assume that he is looking for a menstruating child, that is water proof up to 50 meters.

[edit] Quotes

(Sir Digby Chicken Cesear)

Look Ginger! A sock! A single monogram left by my nemisis!
Look Ginger! A single monogram pantyliner! Pick it up!
Excellent use of the monogram pantyliner!
Look Ginger! Another monogram! The watch on that fat man's wrist!
In a world spinning fast than the inside of homebase after having a go at a 6-pack of Carling...
You mean you smell something fishy?
You sense the presence of my nemisis' arch-rival, Horace Von Sausage Rolls?
FUCKING, WHAT?!
Can you smell sausage rolls?
Look Ginger! My nemisis must be hiding amoung these cakies and dwarfs!

(Ginger)