User:InsertKittenHuffingJoke
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The title given to this article is displayed incorrectly because some dickhead can't spell. Pretend it says IinsirtKiteHoffingJocks instead.
The title given to this article is displayed correctly. Only marketers think it's cool to put capital letters in the middle of words. If you're a marketer you can pretend it says Free Viagra.
The title given to this article is displayed incorrectly because computers are trying to take over the Earth, so pretend it says Todd's Dildo Collection.
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“God I hate this fucking douchebag....InsertKittenHuffingJoke...that name is so fucking uninspired”
~ Oscar Wilde on InsertKittenHuffingJoke
“Oh, yeah- I will fucking kill InsertKittenHuffingJoke- After Linux and Google first you fuckers!”
~ Steve Ballmer on the masta planz dawg...
Steve has tourettes: LINUS TORVALDS GPL LINUS TORVALDS EUROPEAN UNION FIREFOX
[edit] Pffffttt...
Insert Kitten Huffing Joke... wow... what a lame id.
I mean, thats so totaly old...
The creator must be some stupid 10 year old kid...
I bet he's one of those douchebags who likes that Emo music..... blah
Why doesn't he just go and blog?
Mmmmmmm.....Templates....
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My Shiite:
Imperial Cult a work in progress...
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