User:Jack Cain/Squids On A Plane

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Squids On A Plane is a film, released in 2006, Directed by Sam Raimi, Produced by Loki telling the story of deadly cephalopods rampaging on Oceanic Airlines flight 5286.

[edit] Cast

• Bruce Campbell as Ash J Williams
• Samuel L Jackson as The Baker
• Ichigo Kurosaki as Inspector Tapir
• Durian Blackwood as Himself

[edit] Plot

The evil organization FCC wants to get rid of a man known as "The Baker", however, he is protected by Interpol's Inspector Tapir and a squad of bodyguards. They devise a cunning plan for the murder, they release the worlds most deadly squids onto a flight carrying The Baker and officer Tapir. However, little do they know that Ash J Willians is also onboard.

[edit] Quotes

"Look out for the tentacles!" The illustrious Mr.Sliptide in a special cameo.

[edit] Crew

• Director: Sam Raimi
• Producer: Loki
• Head Writer: Mark Rosewater
• Stunt Co-Ordinator: Hattori Hanzo

[edit] Anime

An Anime based on the film was created due to the film's popularity; it is still in production. As of 2005, this series has not been licensed for an English release. However, Loki has expressed interest in buying the American rights for it via ADV Films