User:Jack Cain/Uber-Hokkaido

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An island, it is the capital of Japan, and the imperial palace of Hattori Hanzo

Populated mostly by foxes, and containing only one giant monster, Emporer Hanzo's faithful pet, Yamata No Orochi. The Ainu clan of Ninja are the most populous race on Hokkaido.

One major religion exists in Hokkaido, the worship of Freya, also very common are patronage of Loki and following the teachings of Hattori Hanzo.

[edit] National Park

It was made even more glorious when a national park was erected and allowed wild Kitsune to roam free for all to enjoy. To keep the foxes happy, the park began hiring volunteers from the locals highschools. It is not well-known that almost all said volunteers chosen are young girls wearing short skirts with their panties visible. Male students are rarely chosen as the kitsune find them to be a threat to their territory (read: Schoolgirl booty).

Those who are male are equipped with roses to confuse the local kitsunes into thinking the humans are also foxes. Unfortunately, this does not always work, resulting in painful penetration of many orifices.

[edit] Kitsunes of Hokkaido

A Kitsune is a fox with mystic powers native to Japan, Land of the Rising Skirts.

Kitsune have the ability to control fire&lightning, as well as illusions and shapeshifting. Also to be extremely cute and fluffy.

Males kitsune have a tendency to be drop dead sexy and carry a rose with them or be in possession of bloodthirsty flora.

The female kitsune on the other hand has a habit of sucking out and feasting on the souls of males.

When mating, Kitsunes can be identified by making the sound yiff.

Hokkaido is mainly populated by Kitsune, where they are cared after by Schoolgirls (and occasionally Schoolboys who have to be properly equipped). The Hokkaido kitsunes also have a habit of pouncing and mobbing tourists for thier pocky.