User:Jack mort

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This f****r speaks Correct English heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Bullsh!t.

This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

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This user has contributed 12,265 ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

Trampcore for life

at some point i will finish my unfinished, until them i am mostly invsible

[edit] Me

21/male/uk

[edit] Stuff I did

Catarrh - Goey - Touch typoing - Someone vs someone - Asylum -
~~Upside down~~ (july 06 ffw) - The loneliest job in the world - FFS - Shortcut [ fp ] - Game:A minefield - Eschatological Weather Report - UnNews:Time-Traveling Paedo Bums Christ - Dyslexia - UnPoetia:Not yet a woman -

[edit] Stuff I'm doing

Animal Suicide - infrequently asked questions - maths exam -

army recruitment - why not try? - crazy house blues - toilet humour - fecal alcohol syndrome

[edit] Others

I judged the July 07 poo lit surprise

i am judge

[edit] Stuff I won

Original Ninjastar

In appreciation for joining, and for your contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons

MoneySign has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia's Folding@Home team!!! W00tage 2 j00, mah frehnd! --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|CUNT|+S 23:15, 13 April 2006 (UTC)

Featured Article: Shortcut
This person created an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Extreme Categorizer

This user has made it their mission to make sure every page is on at least one category .

.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 19:03, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Original Ninjastar

For 1) starting the PLS category and 2) for adding them to the articles. –Braydie

—Braydie 02:39, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Featured Article: Dyslexia
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[edit] My Bans

14:53, 27 June 2006 Famine blocked "Jack mort (contribs)" with an expiry time of 4 hours (thou shalt not NRV articles more than a week old. Especially ones a year old.)

(repealed 15:03, 27 June 2006 by Mhaille)

00:36, 6 November 2006 Hinoa blocked "Jack mort (contribs)" with an expiry time of 2 weeks (I am very disappointed in you.)

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