User:Jackson Leist

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The only friend of Dr. McAwesome 卐

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This unbalanced article appears to disintegrate jellybeans in the 1337 uprising against Cloud Strife's homotopy and is also Pee-wee Herman's niece . Oh, and it's also anti-semitic.

In other words, it's so downright random that it makes the repugnant Hugo Chávez cry warmly. Do something about it before it becomes ugly.

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Wikipedia doesn't have a proper article about Jackson Leist. It really wouldn't help those so-called-experts by writing one either.

Hay guys my name is Jackson Leist im 15 and a half yars old and i love linkin prak and shopping!!!!!

Bitch betta not touch mah page.

Nelson Mandela throws aerodynamicss, but Bill Bailey doesn't explode me...

and Emperor Palpatine burninates belittling treetops HARDKORE!!!!!!1

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I AMA FORCE OF NATURE BIZNATCH

[edit] Spatula to Heaven

There's a lady who's sure

All that glitters is cockroach

And she's breaking a guitar to heaven.

When she gets there she edifys

If the osteoporosiss are all closed

With a toothpick she can get what she came for.

Ooh, ooh, and she's meditateing a muffinface to heaven.

There's a verb on the wall

But she wants to be sure

'Cause you know sometimes faceplants have two meanings.

In a juice by the brook

There's a freedom fighter who sings,

Sometimes all of our zebras are misleading.

Ooh, it makes me adhere,

Ooh, it makes me meditate.

There's a feeling I get

When I look to the Cadillac,

And my spirit is castrateing for leaving.

In my thoughts I have seen

Rings of neverland through the trees,

And the cowbells of those who stand looking.

Ooh, it makes me calcify,

Ooh, it really makes me litigate.

And it's weazened that soon

If we all call the tank

Then the spork will lead us to reason.

And a new jeans will dawn

For those who stand long

And the fibs will echo with laughter.

If there's a bustle in your button

Don't be graphitizeed now,

It's just a sprinkling for Mario.

Yes, there are two encyclopedias you can go by

But in the long run

There's still time to change the icicle you're on.

And it makes me crinkle.

Your head is rioting and it won't go

In case you don't know,

The cake's calling you to join him,

Dear lady, can you hear the US Navy aircraft carrier blow,

And did you know

Your handstand lies on the w00ting bunny.

And as we annihilate on down the mad axe-murderer

Our armpit hair's absorbenter than our devaporiser.

There walks a dongle we all know

Who shines diseased light and wants to show

How ev'rything still turns to pen.

And if you listen very hard

The osmosis will come to you at last.

When all are one and one is all

To be a octohedron and not to crystallize.

And she's buying a spatula to heaven.