User:Jamhead
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| This user is a sinner, and bows before Satan. |
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
| Sex | This user is against sexuality. Probably because they're not a pervert like you. |
| This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) |
| This user fears the clowns. |
| This user is homeless. |
| This user is a pedophile As such, they may be your priest, your next door neighbor, |
| This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!! |
| This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!! |
| -2 | This user has written -2 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities. |
| This user is a mutant. |
| ♀ | This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice. |
| This user is humping Friedrich Nietzsche's leg. |
| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO, and never collected $200.00. |
| This user is an Asian and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Counter-Strike24-7. |
| This user hates religion and is a sinner through and through! |
