User:Javascap

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THIS USER IS WORKING ON A MAINSPACE PAGE AND HOPES YOU WILL BE OFFENDED BY IT

This user has returned from Hell and is now here to eat your brains.

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Welcome, <insert name here>, to my page. Many greeting, hope you have a nice day. Do not edit this page in any way, or I will come over to your page and give you some hell to think about. If you wish to leave me a message, make sure to keep it g-rated. I am not offended by things that are supposed to be offensive, but perfer to maintain a certain civility in here.

This user cannot follow any orders!!

While here, feel free to check out my Rewards

pages I have created

• Howto:Cut your own head off with a hatchet
  

  

  All of life can be pardoned with a bit of simplicity (and if only Pee Reviewing was that easy!)
• You are here
• UnNews:Two Public Figures Arrested for Multiple Offenses

Pages I have not created

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• Grues

Pages I created but were huffed

• Bring the troops home from Iran
• Kitten Fetish
• What to do if attacked by grues

Pages I would like to see huffed

• EVERY PAGE ON WIKIPEDIA!

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This user hates George Bush and therefore believes he must be impeached and arrested

This user wishes you a happy Whack a Mod over the head day.]]

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This user is Czechoslovakian and can spell better than you! (List of all the Czechoslovakian Uncyclopedians)

This user is actually not Javascap. He is an impostor. Get away. Now.

This user is a zombie, and will think twice before messing with Microsoft again.

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This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

ht-G	This user does not speak HTML and furthermore believes HTML to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of HTML.

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