User:Javascap/Rewards

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18 of March, 2008

	Rejoice, Javascap! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

from RAHB for the review on List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway‎ Check out the article, it is awesome! FEATURED

	Rejoice, Javascap! You have been entitled to the Golden Shower Award
	For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

from OptyC for the review on HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days, again, another awesome article! =) FEATURED

Woo! Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort", which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise! This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this, he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go! You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.

from Under User for the reviews I have been doing lately. A warm thank you to him.

28 of March, 2008

I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

from Orian57 for the Pee Review on Aerodynamic.

1st of May, 2008

	Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that Javascap was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell.
	Thanks for voting!

From OptyC for both the review AND the vote for HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days. Told you it was an awesome article! (And I guess this is my first Non-Pee Review Award!)

5th of May, 2008

From SysRq for my review on Veteran. Thankees! I will nominate when it becomes a bit better (hopefully featured)

Doctor Miles Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper has awarded you a cat brain for being part of the largest HALP! chain on IRC, ever

For spamming "HALP!" on the IRC channel, and my second reward not involved in Pee Review!

15th of May, 2008

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful. Eat it quickly before he changes his mind. Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts, and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

From Under User for reviewing James Brown

20th of May, 2008

Golden Urinal You have been awarded this coveted Golden Urinal in recognition of having completed over 25 in-depth pee reviews. Thanks for the hard work. Now have a rehydrating drink, and get back to pissing - there are still articles out there that need your help, dammit!

From Under User for having done 25 quality Pee Reviews. I wonder what I will get for 50...