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| Temp
| This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
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| This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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| USB!!!!!11
| NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
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Crapload
| This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to User:jeffers/userboxes.
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| Eeek!
| This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
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| This user pwns at Halo 3.
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| YA
| This user is a young adult and so is probably poor, lazy and drunk or a student.
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| This user is straight and so desires intimate relations with members of the opposite sex. The freak.
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| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be dexter.
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| This user believes Barney is evil and therefore must die.
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| This user likes to eat anything orange.
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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| This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.00.
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| ...
| This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
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| Official
| This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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| typo-P
| Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
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| This user got Pokémon Diamond because they are a corporate whore. Their friend code is 210553353220.
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| LV-4
| This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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MMORPG
| This user believes MMORPGs are a waste of time and/or money. Furthermore to this fact s/he demands the deletion of all MMORPGs and their players!
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| This user prefers the Nintendo DS over the PSP as they have far superior multitasking abilities.
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| This user prefers settles for the the original DS model as they have no money.
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| This user plays the Xbox 360 as their pretentiousness knows no bounds.
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| WII
| This user prefers the Wii as 'it's the game play that counts'.
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| This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube as they broke their window with the Wii remote and can't afford another.
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| This user still enjoys the overrated Sega Dreamcast but doesn't talk about this to anyone but his/her therapist.
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| This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation as they like porn and violence (though not always at the same time).
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| This user believes in the matrix's and need to seriously get in touch with the real world
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| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.
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| This user is one of the 26 users of Opera, help him out, make it 27.
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| This user will give you a seizure.
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| MEH
| This user redefines lazy.
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| This user is a skeptical agnostic
and doesn't know if he doesn't know
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| This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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| This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies
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| This user is addicted to taramasalata, tarantulas and anything else with lots of 't's and 'a's.
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| THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
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| nj
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
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| This user seriously needs to calm down.
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| This user is a complete, irredeemable bestiality. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and insults at the pork chop.
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| THIS IS SPARTA!
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| This user loves pi
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| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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| This user has attained a plane of asshattery previously thought unreachable and needs to be cockpunched immediately.
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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| This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
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| This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
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| This user likes goats.
Baaaaahaahaahaahhhh!
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| This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.
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| This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.
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| This user is fascinated by chaos theory. Probably, s/he doesn't really know but 'chaos' sounds faintly apocalyptic: bring on the carnage!
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| This user monkey understands biological evolution and wishes to evangelise this fact.
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This user tried, really, really hard, to memorise the elements' names and symbols but can only remember that H is for hydrogen |
| This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.
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This user does not have a user page at
Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things
way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant
