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This is the Uncyclopedia Party Register, where you can vote in 10 members to represent your rights from Uncyclopedia's premier parties and usergroups to help represent your rights. Now you might be asking yourself what the point of all of this is. Well, it makes people feel like they're important even though they won't have much of a say in it anyways.

[edit] Senate Members

Senate Members (with the exception of Mr. Janitor) have a 90 day term, with unlimited possible terms. The leader of the group who has a majority is declared Majority Leader. The second largest group gets minority leader, and the smallest group gets Speaker of the Floor. Majority and Minority leaders, and Admins can block legislation. Admins overrule the Majority and Minority Leaders, and the Majority Leader overrules the Minority Leader. As the "nice try" seat, the Speaker of the Floor is the fillibuster. The Janitor archives pages.

Position	Candidate Name	Party
Seat (1)	Tom Mayfair	USC
Seat (2)	High General Emeritus TKF	GA
Seat (3) Min. Spkr	High General Grue	GA
Seat (4)	Bonner	USC
Seat (5)	TheLedBalloon	USC
Seat (6)	Mordillo	UTO
Seat (7)	RAHB	USC
Seat (8) Maj. Spkr	Jocke Pirat	USC
Seat (9)	Kalir	UF
Seat (10)	Uncyclopedian	UF
Admin	Mhaille	INDEP
Spkr. Floor	Kingkitty	UHA
Janitor	Leoispotter	INDEP
Assistant Janitor	Spaz	INDEP

Each user running in a seat has permission to call themsleves a senator in their sig if they choose.

[edit] Election

Election for chairs can start now. Please create a poll with the poll tags for the chair you wish to grab. Only the chairs marked "seat" and "admin" are directly available for grab. ONE CANDIDATE PER PARTY PER POSITION. Independant is an exception. DO NOT VOTE UNTIL ALL CANDIDATES ARE LOCKED! In addition to this please run for chairs which have the least amount of people.

Candidates currently are: OPEN. Candidates may seek election or reelection in all seats.

[edit] Seat One (Representing the residents of the Village Dump)

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There were 2 votes since the poll was created on 23 Jul 2008 04:38:37 UTC.

[edit] Seat Two (Representing Benson's House of Pancakes)

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There were 1 votes since the poll was created on 23 Jul 2008 16:15:20 UTC.

[edit] Seat Three (Representing the urine test department)

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There were 2 votes since the poll was created on 10 Jul 2008 20:56:37 UTC.

[edit] Seat Four (Representing Death Penalty contributers)

SEAT LOCKED:WINNER:Evil Pi(UNAP)

[edit] Seat Five (Representing medal awardation contributers)

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There were 1 votes since the poll was created on 10 Jul 2008 20:56:37 UTC.

[edit] Seat Six (Representing UnBooks and offspring projects UnPoetia, HowTo, Why? and UnScripts)

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There were 4 votes since the poll was created on 16 Jul 2008 01:59:47 UTC.

[edit] Seat Seven (Representing UnNews)

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There were 9 votes since the poll was created on 11 Jul 2008 08:03:09 UTC.

[edit] Seat Eight (Representing Special Interest Groups and Lobbyists)

SEAT LOCKED:WINNER: Baseball16(UNAP)

[edit] Presiding Administrator

ONLY UNCYCLOPEDIA ADMINS ARE ALLOWED TO RUN FOR PRESIDING ADMINISTRATOR

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There were 2 votes since the poll was created on 10 Jul 2008 20:56:38 UTC.

[edit] Speaker of the Floor (Tiebreaker)

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[edit] Janitor

Majority wins position of Janitor. Next Biggest Candidate wins position of Assistant Janitor.

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[edit] Currently Represented Parties

Party Name	Party Abbreviation	Affiliations	Currency	Party Statement	Main Page
Uncyclopedia Worker's Party	USC	Moscow Pact	Valjuta (VAL) ฿	Writing is peace! Wikia is slavery! Satire is Strength!	Here
Uncyclopedians Against Tyrannic Oppression (Uncyclopedia Atlantic Treaty Organisation)	UTO	None	Yoinxx (YNX) ¥	Don't let the bastards grind you down!	Here
UnRebellion	UHA	Rick Roll Pact	Yoinxx (YNX) ¥	I'm Talkin 'Bout A Revolution!	Here
The Grue Army	GA	Moscow Pact	Credits (CRD) C	To Protect and to Serve	Here
Uncyclopedian Forces	UF	None	Yoinxx (YNX) ¥	We remove demonic vandals from the streets!	Here
Order of the Nofu	ON	Moscow Pact	Nofu Dollar (NFU) №		Secret
Uncyclopedian Anarchist Party	UNAP	Moscow Pact	Anarcredits (AC) AC	Destroy Vandalism (and da leader.)	Here
Cow Moo Cult	CMC	Moscow Pact	Cows?	Moo moo cows moooo mooooooo, moooooo! (Let the cows reign superior, eternal!)	Here
Independant Party	INDEP	None	No specific one	Meh	Here}