User:Jocke Pirat/Unsoc

We Unsoc - outer party. Unsoc good; Unsoc pax. Unsoc supp inner party and unmake rebellion. Unsoc assist proles, fight unplenty. Unsoc unmake brotherhood. All persons - outer party, inner party, proles join Unsoc make goodwise. Unsoc assist hard Uncyclopedia workers by thinkgive.

Unsoc - Uncyclopedia Workerparty!

Unsoc give healthcare unmoneywise. Resistence offer nothing but toothrot. Unsoc offer donuts every Tuesday. UnCyc offer partymembers halfplus discount. Resistence undo that. Want resistence undo? That crimethink!

Unsoc give workers Valjuta for ownuse and give much offwise.

STOP REBELS AGAINST INNER PARTY! JOIN UNSOC!

Thinkwise you want to.

[edit] PREMIER EXECUTIVE ORDERS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS

Orders from party premiers to focus on improvment, and announcings from inner party sent directly from Oceania to Sputnik. Executive orders help rising of ranks easier. New orders on top.

[edit] Dayorders

• Special citations and credits will be awarded to those that participate in Imperial Colonization the next two weeks. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  8/07/2008 @ 16:47

[edit] Newsreel

• Registrations and upgrades will continue here rather than main site.

  Gentleman Jacques - Converse : Benefactions : Unsoc

  5/04/2008 @ 16:18
• Site of party to be taken down do to unuse. Site may be rectified in future. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  13/12/2007 @ 22:12
• The anti-Moscow Pact propaganda article which documents Unsoc's triumph over our Grue Army allies is worth a read. -- [SIR] e|m|c ^[talk] 22:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)
• Starting of now, Official site used for requesting registration. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23/08/2007 @ 18:07
• Official Unsoc Site is of Opening Here! Unsoc members also encouraged to join Satiropendium. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  23/08/2007 @ 03:15
• Berlin Wall Fund is of opening! ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  21/08/2007 @ 13:49
• IRC Promotions now accepted at Freenode channel #unsoc! Note it is not ##unsoc, but #unsoc. --~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  18:45, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
• The October Revolution is at hand. Your input is needed. Premier Tom Mayfair 12:06, 26 July 2007
• Attention UNSOC members! IRC now has a place for UNSOC MEMBERS! join ##gruearmy! Unfortunatley, ##gruearmy is not an official Wikia channel, and therefore not available for CGI users. :( --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 22:01, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

However, there is a Java Client which you may use to access the channel, should the CGI one not work. It is reccomended that you use the Java IRC client over the wikia CGI IRC one should you be unable to install a decent IRC client on your computer. This is due to the lag and the unstable-ness due to the use of constant CGI loading versus a simple Java client. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

22:22, 25 July 2007 (UTC)

I also have one here. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 02:58, 27 July 2007 (UTC)

• At ease. I command the fixin' of the articles listed in the categories; {{deadend}} & {{redlink}}. Dismissed. Premier Tom Mayfair 02:09, 20 July 2007

• At ease, Comrades. The October Revolution☭ is on it's way. Now is the time to start showin' what your skills are made of. Pick & choose article for rewrite involvin' Russia 'round the time of the revolution or any Communist propaganda. Don't think small. Think big. Don't stop with articles. If UnNews is your thing, then write some propaganda news. Do you like potatochoppin'? Chop away, Comrades. Ideas for a reskin that will look better than my own? Go for it. Let's rebuild our ideals, if only for one day. Be sure to have your articles & images reserved to be featured on October 24th. Dismissed! Premier Tom Mayfair 08/27 19:40

[edit] CURRENT PARTY MEMBERS

[edit] INNER PARTY

Members of inner party have more priveliges as lower classes. Main privelige is to give and take rankings or assign orders.

1. PARTY PREMIER JACQUES (Premier of Roman Satillite State)
2. PARTY PREMIER TOM MAYFAIR (Premier of Kentuckistani Satillite States)
3. INNER PARTY MINISTER GENERAL SOLO (Corellian Minister General)
4. INNER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE BONNER
5. OUTER PARTY PRIME MINISTER BALLOON OF LEAD
6. INNER PARTY GENERAL MURDER FROG
7. INNER PARTY GENERAL L. J. LEGO

[edit] UNUSED HATS

Inserted here so it doesn't go on unused images list.

[edit] OUTER PARTY

17100

1. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH UNCYCLOPEDIAN
2. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH SYSTEM REQUEST
3. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE PONGO II (RESIGNED)
4. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PEACE MNM5150
5. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF PLENTY GERT V
6. OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF LOVE ENZO
7. SPY ADMINISTRATOR WHO IS NOT OF THE BEING ADMINISTRATOR
8. CRIMETHINK OFFICER JERRY CHIEVERS
9. MINISTER OF HEALTH NECRO PAXX
10. MAJOR JED RAVENT
11. RECDEP OFFICER ROB (RESIGNED)
12. MAJOR LE MARQUIS DE NOFU
13. RECDEP OFFICER USER WHO IS NOT KNOWN
14. MINOR KATO
15. MINOR STARNES
16. MINOR SONIC LXXX
17. MINOR GOAT OF THE BEING FAT
18. UNSOC OFFICER CHINCHILLA
19. MINOR OF ONE WHO HOLDS THE ALF AS HIGH AS OUR BROTHER
20. UNSOC OFFIZIER SEVERIAN
21. MINOR SKULLTHUMPER, PARTY M.D.
22. UNSOC OFFICER DOG OF ROME
23. MINOR M.D. HLAJOS
24. MINOR CAJEK
25. THE UNSOC OFFICER
26. MINOR IDIOT WHO IS NOT
27. MINOR GAME PLAYER WHO IS NARCOLEPTIC
28. MINOR SYCAMORE
29. UNSOC OFFICER AND DISK JOCKEY OF IRRELEVANCE
30. MINOR SNOW CHELOVEK
31. UNSOC OFFICER QUA recdep unperson vaporised. rectify entry.
32. UNSOC OFFICER COLIN HEANEY

[edit] PROLES

1. PROLE IKENZEKE
2. PROLE RUNNER WHO IS OF THE GREEN COLORING PLUS 0
3. PROLE DESIGNATION SRXT
4. PROLE MAN OF GABBA
5. PROLE CHRISSY
6. PROLE COUNCIL OF TUCKY
7. PROLE FLU BECA
8. PROLE T. GEORGE
9. PROLE ANGRERED MAX
10. PROLE WUJIAN
11. PROLE OF SHUTTING UP
12. PROLE PIE OF EVIL
13. PROLE SLAVE TO MASTER
14. PROLE DUKE OF SPORK
15. PROLE XIAO LI
16. PROLE LIKE KENT NUMBER 121
17. PROLE OF BRITISH MIKE WHO IS OF ANGERED
18. PROLE MCWOOTY
19. PROLE OF AMERICAN BASEBALL XVI

[edit] REGISTER FOR THE WORKERS' PARTY!

REGISTER TODAY!

Registration for party give you cookie and help Uncyclopedia workers to work harder. Simply sign party request form. Don't worry, US government uncare you now communist.

[edit] REQUESTS FOR REGISTRATION

You must request registration under here so Zhonshan suit can be issued. Look at page history to see where it was archived (marked in comment as ARCHIVING REG). If Inner Party says Prole Suit, use {{unsoc|pink}} as your suit. If Inner Party says Unsoc Officer/Outer Party Minor, use {{unsoc|#9999ff}} as your suit!

• Same reason as EvilPi. Founding Member Baseball16 23:41, 18 July 2008 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. Welcome to the Worker's Party (Last request take time due to suspicions after known sockpuppeter was banned. I apologise.). ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20/07/2008 @ 23:15

• Umm... hi. Seeing that the Unarchist party isn't against Communism, I request minordom, although I can be prole if you wish. Dark Lord Evil Pi,Anarchist Founding Member -- Wish to converse?-Wish to see what the Dark Lord has done? Destroy leader-Join now!

• UNRESIGN YOURSELF. Welcome back to the worker's party! ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20/07/2008 @ 23:15

• YTTE here, on behalf of the CMC to secure the new CMC-UNSOC relationship. Not that kind of relationship...urgh, you have a sick mind! Anyway, please may I join, Mr. Communist? - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)
  QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
  [21:57 29 June]

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. Assigned MINOR. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  29/06/2008 @ 22:38

• Fnoodle here! Hi all! I'm requesting registration! ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 17:19, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

• REQUEST DENIED, as you are not user, but bot. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  22/05/2008 @ 00:12

• Oh Oh Oh me me me me me me I love Fordism Big Brother --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:11, 18 May 2008 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. Welcome to the worker's party! ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  22/05/2008 @ 00:12

• I'm a worker and I want in to your UNSOC group. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 08:24, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. Welcome to the worker's party! ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  30/05/2008 @ 20:49

• The great Unsoc Party Main Governmental body is the great. Many shall bow to his greatness of the Communist ideal! Forward the new five-year plans of good, the seven year plans of better and the lifelong plan of FREEDOM! Let me join this great organisation for to help the benefit of the proletariat against the bergious, Capitalismist evils of the World (and space)--McWooty 16:08, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. Welcome to the worker's party! ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  12/06/2008 @ 00:46

*I want to join you. LET me join.Baseball^{1 6 Join Here} 18:00, 1 July 2008 (UTC)

• Never mind. I joined something else.Founding Member Baseball16 22:16, 9 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] REQUEST ZHONGSHAN SUIT

Suit more blue is closer to prole. Suit more grey is suit closer to inner party. Prole get pink suit. Improve party activity and get new suit! How to improve party activity, ask you? Unsoc use credit system. COUNT CREDITS TO GAIN RANK! PARTY MEMBERS MUST KEEP TRACK OF OWN CREDITS!

Party points never subtracted, unless negative behaviour occurs. So requirements still allow you to have credits from previous actions.

[edit] CURRENT REQUESTS

Hey, i've been working hard to make this place great. Can I go up 1 more?--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 23:44, 11 April 2008 (UTC)

If you have 300 Party Credits from your work around here, then yes. I guess you have been of doing this. Upgrade to Minister of your choice. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

12/04/2008 @ 00:47

Minipax, sir.--MNM5150^{Talk Dirty To Me} _Failings 02:05, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

I uncount my own Credits, however plusthink I have been of deserving at least 50 Credits for adoption of ☯ and perhaps more Credits for good VFD happenings plus other vigilance. sirsysrq @ 02:13 Apr 12

REQUEST ACCEPTED (this time). Upgrade ranking to MAJOR. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

12/04/2008 @ 02:43

Alright, but for future reference, where should I report any accumulated Credits? Or do you guys record them for me? sirsysrq @ 02:46 Apr 12

Just make your own subpage, and tally what you do. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

12/04/2008 @ 03:32

Yessir. I'll move myself up the list and such. sirsysrq @ 03:53 Apr 12

One more thing: I see that features are 300 credits a piece. I've got two of those. Does that make me go up another rank? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:07 Apr 28

I'm applying this non ex post facto; it only works for features applied after this revision, just as credits weren't added for previous contributions before the credit system. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/04/2008 @ 00:15

Cool, but one of my features came from after my promotion to Major. That's the only one I need to count, right? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:18 Apr 28

Every feature that came before 28 April 2008 in Wikitime is ineligible. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

28/04/2008 @ 00:28

...Damn. I'm taking your advice and keeping track of my points here so that there will be no confusion in the future. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 00:33 Apr 28

Just to be clear (I think this is what you said on IRC) is my rank goes up, becuse of good deeds around the house and a page by some fluke ended up on the front page?--Sir Sycamore (T) (C) 16:59, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Featured articles, as of the date above, will count toward ranking. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

5/05/2008 @ 20:28

Featured, which means 300 points. Promotion please? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ CUN • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF @ 22:41 May 21

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. Appointed as OUTER PARTY MINISTER OF TRUTH. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  22/05/2008 @ 00:16

I would like to gain a promotion. I have 151 party credits so can I haz promotion? --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 05:01, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. You are now appointed as UNSOC OFFICER. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  21/06/2008 @ 02:14

• This got featured, I wrote it, so may I have promotion please? • • • SIR FELLOW Necropaxx KUN {PotM VFH VFP Chop HS VotM} (blah, blah, blah...) 21:04, Jul 9

• REQUEST ACCEPTED. Upmod to MINISTER OF HEALTH. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20/07/2008 @ 23:17

I have undone many an evil. May I please unmove down 1? Chocolate Rain 21:07, 20 July 2008 (UTC)

• REQUEST ACCEPTED, but ensure that party credits are counted, please. ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20/07/2008 @ 23:17

[edit] ZHONGSHAN SUIT COLORS AND ASSOCIATIONS

[edit] PROPOGANDA