User:Jordanus

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Commander of the Order

Hello, fellow Uncyclopedians! I don't have a lot of time to do a fancy user page with pictures and stuff, so I'll be brief.

JORDANUS'S STATS:

• Humor level: average
• English standards: high
• Writing style: mock serious/satirical, wordy
• Uncyclo. usage: casual
• Inspirations: The Onion, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I am a high school senior in Alabama (no, I'm not a redneck). I left Wikipedia and came here after I became disillusioned by the fact that there is almost nothing important left to add. We are still casual friends, though.

I do my share of work here in Uncyclopedia. Mostly I just play around with rewrites and stubs, but occasionally I'll have the time and the inspiration to compose a complete article. A partial resume follows:

Contents 1 Awards 2 My Contributions 2.1 Full Articles & Major Rewrites 2.2 Smaller Rewrites 2.3 UnNews Stories 2.4 Cleanups 3 Original Images

[edit] Awards

Featured Article: Africa This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Image: Africamapclear.PNG This person created an image which became one of the Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.

Featured Article: Hammer This person created an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

[edit] My Contributions

This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint. This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. ... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.

[edit] Full Articles & Major Rewrites

• Teddy Roosevelt
• Pollytheism
• Every Child Left Behind Act
• Bullshit
• Forum
• Airbag
• Tomorrowland
• Allah and Allah: The Annotated Version
• Ghost in the Shell
• Cat Juggling
• Hammer
• Africa
• Fatties
• The Gay Credenza

[edit] Smaller Rewrites

• Godel's Incompleteness Theorem
• Sliders
• Teddy Bear
• Coruscant
• Borophyll
• Bonzai Buddy

[edit] UnNews Stories

• Tenth Planet Identified as 10th Least Cared-About Topic in Nation
• Irish Republican Army to Ascend Into Heaven
• Rove: "Please Stop Criticizing the Government"
• Spectre Backs U.S. Chief Justice Nominee Roberts
• Plague-infected Mice Escape from Newark Lab

[edit] Cleanups

• The Great Conflict
• RC Cola

[edit] Original Images

Ahhh, the decadent joy of MS Paint + Google Image Search...

Polly Pocket, charismatic leader of Pollytheism	The illegible napkin that started it all... From Every Child Left Behind Act	Another unwary tourist is misled by a wait time sign, becoming the Space Mountain Line's newest victim From Tomorrowland	The infamous Space Mountain Line. From Tomorrowland
Fear the colorful plastic egg! From Ghost-in-the-shell	A sheller enjoys a laugh of trumph after terrifying a small child. From Ghost-in-the-shell	No prankster can resist the allure of the ghost-in-the-shell. [Note: this is not a picture of me.]	The ghastly ghoul explains its political views. From Spectre Backs U.S. Chief Justice Nominee Roberts
The leaders of W.E.I.R.D. assemble.	A cat juggler in action	Catch the Feral Cat: If there's one game you don't want to lose, it's this one From Cat Juggling	A professional cat juggler demonstrates the proper way to receive a cat From Cat Juggling
Anatomy of the common hammer	Yes, Token Black Guy, there's a whole world of hammer bliss just waiting to be explored.	Africa sad.	An American's conception of Africa (Featured)