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Jrolee Aka James Lee Quite useless really Jolly Good

This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish.

Uncyclopedia:Babel

Member of the Order

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

Officer Cadet

This user is a total UKer
and knows how to queue.
(British Uncyclopedians)

AAAA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

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This user likes to use userboxes.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

This user is from Camelot,
and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN

This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.

This user is a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user is not a number, s/he is a free wo/man!

F@H

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

1	This user has contributed 1 ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

sc-N

This user is a native speaker of Scrabble.

lz-X

This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers.

en-E

This user only speaks English because it was a required course in school.

se-L

Thith uther thpeakth Simple English with a really thexy lithp.

uk-4

This user speaks Correct English at a near-native level.

17-4

This user speaks 1337 at a near-native level.

pika-1

This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Pikachu.

Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

rh-N

This user is a native speaker of Random Humour.

Meat

This user is mostly or entirely made of meat

This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

jrolee supports the AAN Campaign. He cares. Do you?

This user wishes they were queer so they could get chicks.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there. Also, general lack of your-mom jokes rampant

This user plays guitar because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.

This user has tested positive for ISNJ on the Myers-Briggs Test

17-G

This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

This user is Unamerican
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of Unamerican Uncyclopedians)

BBL

This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

ac-F

This user got an F in those African clicky noises and likes their native language better (if they have one).

bs-E

This user only speaks Bullsh!t because it was a required course in school.

enr-0

This user does not understand Engrish and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

mor-0

This user does not understand -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

sl-0

This user does not understand sign language and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

us-0

This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

tlh-0

This user does not understand Klingon and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

uk-E

This user only speaks Correct English because it was a required course in school.

ow-0

This user does not care about Oscar Wilde and should be banned.

br-X

This user only speaks British houmour enough to seduce Ricky Gervais. Uugh.

fh-N

This user is a native speaker of Fuckhead.

This user is a pyromaniac.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This user fears the clowns.

ego	This user is a deluded egomaniac.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

This user should not be trusted.

This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.

This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment.

Towel

This user is a frood who really knows where their towel is.

...

This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.

238px

This user believes all userboxes should be the same size.

GAME

This user has lost The Game.

This user's entire personality can be nicely summed up in a series of userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Ugly	This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardisation.

1338

This user knows that 1338 > 1337

GR	Grammar Nazi, 4.SS-Division (mot.) Uncyclingpädie

II	This user thinks Attack of the Clones sucked \|more.

This user advocates the use of more cowbell.

This user is pissed about admins ignoring policy.

This user is really, really pissed off about admins violating consensus.

type-60

tihs userd camn tuyope obver 60 words a mineut

BBL

This user has too many Babel boxes on their user page.

This user is Bat Fuck Insane, and froths at the mouth. Reasoning with him will likely make you Bat Fuck Insane. Or he'll just eat your liver.

This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.

NI!	This user is strange. AGH! GOUGE ME EYES OUT WITH A SPORK!

This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species.

JoW

This user is a suspected sockpuppet of Jimbo on Wales, but hasn't been blocked indefinitely because we are not so-called-experts.

This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Hey!

The above wasn't my fault!

Moo

This user has been known to randomly go around saying Moo.

⅝	This user has been known to type quickly, therefor being more efficent than an AOLer.

—	This space for rent.

No user serviceable parts inside.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user hates you and everyone you care about.

MERC	This user is a Mercenary and chooses their own wars to fight in.

ETP

Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

This user is an aspie and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before his/her intellectual might, puny Neurotypicals! (or alternatively punch the user in the face and take his or her lunch money)

This user believes in the Noodly Appendage of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.

C	This user is physically dependent on carbon.

This user is an Atheist.
...who couldn't care less where the decent articles came from, as long as they are funny.

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia
This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They
should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

Original Ninjastar

In appreciation for joining, and your contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons

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