User:Jtgg
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“What is a %@#&ing n00b”
~ n00b on Jtgg's Public Serving Anouncement
“You”
~ Jtgg on the dumber than usual n00b
| This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you? |
| This user is an angel. |
| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
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| Usb! | No, really! |
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
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| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
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| This user is a ill-bred bloody homotopy that likes to shit while slippery unnatural ramen noodles oscitate his tire. |
| This user is an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear this user. |
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| This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement. |
| IP | This person's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| This user will give you a seizure. |
| This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
| This user wishes they were an admin. Please grant them their wish. |
| This user is a paladin. Hide your demons and undead. |
| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek! |
| IP | This person's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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| This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
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| This user should not be trusted. |
Mwahahaha! I have now tapped into your computer & infected it! Sucker! Prepare to be Banned from the internet!
And you, <insert name here>, are now under my control! Mwahahaha! Oh, wait, I already said that. I stink at this.
“The only person better than me is Jtgg.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Jtgg
“Actually, I'm better than you AND Jtgg!”
~ Bill Gates on demoting Oscar Wilde
“Did I mention I hacked into your computer & stole all your money?”
~ Jtgg on proving that Bill Gates is not better than him
“D'oh!”
~ Bill Gates on learning that he is bankrupt
“Hey, that's my line!”
~ Homer Simpson on believing he owns the word "D'oh!"
“Luke; 127.0.0.1 is your father!”
~ Darth Vader on making babies"
| hi y'all im jtgg and im here to tell y'all that you are %@#&ing n00bs
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this has been a public service announcement
