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[edit] The Man, The Myth, The Legend
To give you some kind of idea of the kind of work I do, just look at the articles below; I try to make sure that they stay classy. However, if you really want to know my major contribution to this site, just go to the new pages area and look at all the crappy pages. Then, go back five minutes later. The ones that aren't there? I hunted them down and exterminated them like the plague-bearing rats of suck that they are; hence the name. I'm a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm, man; so don't test me, or you just might find yourself mercilessly huffed!
[edit] Articles
[edit] Early Crap That I Hate
- Grand Monk's Prayer
- Chuck Norris' Beard
- The King
- April 1st
- Barnes & Noble
[edit] Quasi-Featured
- Microsoft Word Paperclip
- Guy Code
- William Faulkner
[edit] Featured
- Charles Dickens - My Personal Favorite
[edit] UnNews
[edit] Contributions
- Janet Reno
- Pithy Saying Man
- The Sirronic Empire
- Vomitorium
- Yoda
- Samuel L Jackson
[edit] Works In Progress
- Liberia
- The Navidson Record
- UnBooks:The Pickwick Papers
[edit] My Personal Calling Card
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This article has been JUDG'd!
In other words, this steamy pile of an article either needs a rewrite or needs to be mercilessly executed. In other other words, Judgement, prepare to be huffed!
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