User:Kaizer the Bjorn

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Knight Commander of the Order

Over 9000!!

This user has contributed Over 9000!! ~~pints~~ points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user is Swedish
...and unabashedly ashamed of it!
(List of Swedish Uncyclopedians )

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Potatochopper of the Month February 2008

Oh hello. I didn't see you come in. You've caught me on my userpage, this is where I display my grandeur and flaunt my e-peen. I spend a lot of my time in here, just polishing, and polishing, and polishing. See that really bright white sitting behind that text? I got it so bright from all the polishing. I waste away my hours, looking at my reflection in my trophies, or I would, if I had any trophies. Well, let me show you around.

Featured Article: I Lost Your Pet Ferret
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This is my first featured article, It scored 22/1 on VFH. I think thats a pretty good score, so I put it in a frame.

These are some of my featured pictures aren't they purty?

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These are some awards people gave me for being the best at something. I've got literally thousands of these. THOUSANDS!

Original Ninjastar

In appreciation for joining, and for your
contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons

Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 14:27, 4 March 2006 (UTC)

The Goodbye Steve Gold Ninjastar

For launching a full-scale assault against crappy quotes.
–Sir Famine

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Made for Übermensch	Made for The Siege of Bordeaux Featured!	Made for Lawyer	Made because I was bored
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Made for Caffeine	Made for Vaseline	Made for Laws of Anime Physics	Also Made for Laws of Anime Physics
made for N00b	Made for Wheel of Deities note how Deities is mispelled.	Also made for Wheel of Deities