User:Kaizer the Bjorn/Good Manners

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This is not good manners.

“Vos lobes d'oreille ressemblent à des têtes de poissons.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Good Manners

Okay everybody. Hello and welcom to the's good manners program. You are most likely here because you are signed up for our ten week program on 'Basic Manners'. I know, It's hard to beleive that this program could last ten entire weeks. If you are not signed up for our ten week program on good manners, please don't. There are already way too many disgusting slobs here.

[edit] Introduction: What are Good Manners?

It's childrens books such as these that cause people like you to have bad manners in the first place

You actually don't know? Good God. Good Manners are useful little things to have in life.