User:Kalir
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This is most definitely a website!
Welcome to Kalir's userpage. Either you're here because I said something stupid, or reverted your something stupid.
Can I have some fanmail now?
Is this page too friendly? Fix this!
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[edit] Obligatory Oscar Wilde Quotamajig!
“Wait wait wait... he's a she? Or is it the other way 'round?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Kalir
[edit] Boxes and more!
Well, eventually they grew too numerous, so they can now be located here. My awards? Now see here, young man...
[edit] A poll for some reason!
[edit] Random enjoyments
This is where I find myself using too many templates. Why? For Science!
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One of my games against some person.
A Mad Lib... which has alread been filled out.
This is the police record of a serial killer named David Beckham. They are charged with the cureing of at least 1.5 people. A reward of 328,742 homotopies has been offered for their capture. All brooms should be ate: subject is straight and cute. Among their many victims is Slobodan Milošević, who was shipped to Mars at the command of this person. If you see a ten-foot pole armed with a +331,337 fiddle of pugnacious Eurg Resistance, head for the nearest dolly as mirthful as possible. If you have any Tanner Thompson regarding their anvils, please complement the dark electrons at their Zelda: 5grislyclaptrap@pool table.com. Oh, and they cogitated my boar. Asshole.
[edit] Stuff I've done!
Here is the list of articles that I feel like I did a good job on! (relatively)
- Lost Vikings (images by da Zombiebaron, QFA)
- Old Git's Guide to D&D
- The Daily Show (featured during the Great Voter Drought of 2008)
- The Demented Cartoon Movie (Self-nommed to VFH, teh fail)
- PREPARE FOR FIGHT!
- Marijuana rewrite
Can you smell what Kalir is cookin'? (note: No edit. Only watch.)
[edit] Stuff People Done for Me.
- This topic.
- This image in honour of his wonderful contributions to Chess. (ok, so I'm completely bored and have no life) --Quira 00:27, 19 September 2006 (UTC)
1 male, 63 females. What could go wrong?
