User:Kalir/arch4

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Contents 1 Clan Uncyclopedia 2 A psychic is you! 3 Uncyclopedian Forces Nexus War 4 As before, entry to the UF of Nexus War 5 Thanks for voting! 6 Thanks 7 Thanks 8 MY BOY 9 Nexus War 10 Teh thankszor 11 The Uncyclopedian Forces 12 And now, a Public Service Announcement 13 You sir, are a hero! 14 Thank you 15 Pokémon question... 16 For You 17 Woof. 18 Klaus Kinski 19 Ready to battle? 20 THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111 21 Excellent voting 22 Feel the power of science!! 23 Ceasefire has begun 24 The villains begrudgingly thank you 25 26 Howdy! 27 Yoinxx News! 28 User:Kalir/Golden Sun: The Lost Age

[edit] Clan Uncyclopedia

Welcome to Clan Uncyclopedia, since you were the first one to join, you are a Sergeant, feel free to place SGT somwhere in your sig, as long as it links to User:Capercorn/CLAN UN! --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS NEOCON 20:24, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] A psychic is you!

Your A Big Psychic Now!

Thank you for voting HowTo:Bend a spoon to the front page of the Uncyclopedia. With your help, we can work together and give the psychic community the acknowledgment it deserves! We accept donations! Happy Bending! We apologize for the delay in sending this thank-you message. It was transcribed and sent telepathically, and our expert telepathist has had a headache for the last week and was unable to send it properly. Did we mention we accept donations?

– Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • bloggings) Quote of the Day 22:17 Aug 17, 2007 22:22, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Uncyclopedian Forces Nexus War

I request entry to the Uncyclopedian Forces of Nexus War, please. My character name is Uncyclopedian. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

I do better with a link to the profile. LINK PLX Ж Kalir _{totally not Wario at all} 23:25, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

[1] Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Invited. And I assume you joined. Don't forget to note your membership on the Nexus War UF page. (there's a link in the UD page) Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 00:41, 18 August 2007 (UTC)

Wait, how do I join now!?! I just got back on. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Oh, just figured out. Forget about that last bit. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

[edit] As before, entry to the UF of Nexus War

I would quite enjoy being within the Uncyclopedian Forces, etc. etc., as examplared in IRC. Here's the profile link: lol. --Asema 06:16, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks for voting!

For voting for my page, I award you this template:

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.
	Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!

Thanks again, P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:29, Aug 19, 2007

[edit] Thanks

THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.

Thank you for voting for UnScripts:Grass in the Mist. --THE 21:43, 20 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:14, 24 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] MY BOY

IS YOUR GENDER MALE!?!?!?!?!?!? --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎ 21:10, 29 August 2007 (UTC)

Taking a page out of some guy I met once named Lucky Bob... well, his book, anyway... "Yesno". Ж WHEEEEE! 00:08, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Nexus War

I've just signed up. Character name "The Pong". Currently at a hospital somewhere in Valhalla. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 10:15, 1 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Teh thankszor

Ya rly. Seriously, thanks for reverting Chuck Norris while I was out cavorting and whatnot. I really think that protection is the only answer to this conundrum. It's already being raped, and it's not going to get better if it makes it to feature. But thanks a lot.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:53, 11 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The Uncyclopedian Forces

I've noticed that you haven't updated your Status Report in The Uncyclopedian Forces Urban Dead group for a while. I'm just checking in to see how you're doing, and ask if you're still around. If not, it would be greatly appreciated if you could remove yourself from the status reports page, and list yourself as retired on the Membership list. Thanks!     EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank unblog)   00:21, 14 September 2007 (UTC)  

[edit] And now, a Public Service Announcement

Thekillerfroggy and Doctor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Skullthumper would like for donating to the Throws and Downs Club of America. So keep your pillows held up in your room, lock your liquor cabinet, and alert the local authorities of possible pillboxes. Only you can prevent pillow fighting!

[edit] You sir, are a hero!

...For voting on my page. Here, have a template.

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on Volcano, and hopes that you now know better than to try and reason with geology.
	Friggin' geology...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:21, Sep 16

[edit] Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!

Thank you! --- UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:35, Oct 1 00:35, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Pokémon question...

First of all, are you here? If so, message me on my talk page. Conniving 00:35, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

I got two Manaphys from this event. Someone gave me one because they kept restarting a file to get it over and over. Want to borrow one for your dex, then keep this Phione I have? Conniving 15:04, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeh awlroite. Ж WHEEEEE! 15:07, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Dammit, I told you to message me on my talk page. :o Conniving 22:20, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] For You

The Ring of Devandalisers For fighting the Good Fight Rabbi Techno

[edit] Woof.

Woof indeed. Thanks for the vote!

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:40, Oct 17

[edit] Klaus Kinski

Hi! You were undoing vanadlism-changes by 24.219.9.22 for the article Klaus Kinski. Then you asked who Klaus Kinski is ... hm, well, maybe you could take your time and check out on that at the evil-minded, malicious website of our worst enemy: Wikipedia-(Klaus-Kinski) ... Greets, see ya --BlackInkWriter 20:09, 17 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Ready to battle?

Do you want to battle on Wi-Fi? Conniving 23:17, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

	The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
	The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 00:15, Oct 19

[edit] Excellent voting

Thank you! For voting for Books never written! Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support. So that is what you get. Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:23, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Feel the power of science!!

	The Led Balloon has awarded with the gift of sciencey knowledge, because he can already tell that you are smarter than that asshat judge was.
	Thanks for voting, and remember, magic science is all around us!

Thanks for the vote, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:24, Nov 12

[edit] Ceasefire has begun

I actually DO believe some of what you say, although, like I said, some should be kept (such as putting a plot behind people who killed Kennedy and have it in a story form), to keep overclogging away. Colin "All your base" Heaney 17:01, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

If that's what you think should be done, 'tis better to put it into a paragraph rather than add the list multiple times. If you'd transmuted it into a paragraph yourself, I wouldn't have had much cause to revert (unless the paragraph sucked, but we may never know that until that happens, eh?) Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer _{(ninjas and lasers and gold, oh my!)} 17:06, 13 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester (CUN, NotM, AotM, Fresh Stain) Contributions | I'm listening... 03:24, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

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NO U —Braydie 18:58, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Howdy!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Thanks...*hic*...for voting for...*HIC!*...Drunk Olympics! Uuuuurgh...*sip*...I need to lie down... --THE 00:53, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Yoinxx News!

Hello, Yoinxxer Kalir. You now exchange stuff at the UnCyc, the Yoinxx based store and take part of Top Chop, the Potatochopping coni-test. Or make a store of your own to make even more Yoinxx than usual. You can also buy stuff from the Ystore and preorder things for the Yhouse (Coming soon). --General Minister G5 UPotM UGotM [Y] F@H 12:25, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] User:Kalir/Golden Sun: The Lost Age

• I moved it for you. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 14:58, 29 November 2007 (UTC)
  • k. Reminiscing get! Ж Kalir _{yes, I play Pokémon} 15:52, 29 November 2007 (UTC)