User:Kenvalyi

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E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award March 2007

“I ken a good valley”

~ Oscar Wilde on Ken Valyi

This user is Canadian ...and actually admits to it!

44 This user has written 44 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

35 This user has recorded 35 audio files because they love the sound of their own voice.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user is an announcer for UnNews because no reputable broadcaster would hire them.

This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she has nothing better to do with his/her computer.

5,266 This user has contributed 5,266 pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home Team.

“I wish I could say he was a foundling. (sigh)”

~ Ken's mum on Ken Valyi

If laughter is the best medicine, then my wit is most likely a terminal virus.

With apologies,

Ken Valyi

PS. This page is made possible, thanks to members like <insert name here>.

Ken Valyi

Commander of the Order