User:King Semsem

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This user is a native speaker of 1337.

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This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Polish.

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Z	This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

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This user is from wonderful Poland
...and is out to get your teen daughter!
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Welcome to my page! You are going to be eaten by a Grue.

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