User:Kip the Dip

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My cameo appearance on South Park.

This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference.
This user is American
...and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a Christian

(as long as they put a dollar in the box)

10 This user has written 10 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.
7000+ This user has over 7000 edits.
1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

This user is an administrator on another Wiki.
This user has been
blocked 25 times.
This user celebrates the recent unbanning of ∩int∑ndorul∑z. Now that he is longer banned, let us hope he will come home.
This user believes participation in the consumption of cheese is an exquisite pastime.
This user has eye beams.
THIS USER IS ADDICTED TO COWBELL, AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED AT ALL COSTS.
THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE.
Fisher Price rocks
AAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
NO This user doesn't care.
Dead This user is dead.Dead dead dead.

He died because he couldn't read the "You Are Dead" article.

This user denies any involvement with the cabal. There is no cabal.
This user is NOT Thinkerer

As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor do they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

NO-C! This user hates all Contents and desires genocide to those who write them.

This user thinks that
Mr winkler is GAY, 'cos he gave them an F.


This user is wild about Wilde.
This user loves Maddox.

Maddox, however, doesn't give a damn.

This user is a toilet! In Soviet Russia, toilet urinates on YOU!!
This user believes that admins are control freaks.
This user wants Virginia Tech Massacre featured.

This user wants i maed a yuky doody featured.


This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Image:Shyny ub.jpg This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.
This User has a MySpace
They are, so, like, totally lame...
Image:onlinenow.gif This user is online now!
Durrr This user is a fucking Moron.
This user raises their own chickenbox.
This user's IQ is 130ish.

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This user is getting down with the sickness.

This user gots a shuvel. Yes they does.
This user is worthless to Uncyclopedia & should be huffed.
This user is a geek.
This user will give you a seizure.
THIS IS SPARTA!
This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.
This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover.

This user says "Hi-didly-o neighbourino" to you.

.sdrawkcab si resu sihT

!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.
This user is a serial killer, and he/she is standing right behind you!!
This user is a pyromaniac.


MEH This user redefines lazy.
This user loves pi
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be dexter.

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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle This user edits PUTPBAA, the most organised text-adventure on Uncyclopedia.

This User is a Taahgaarxian . Run, atheists, run!

45px-Illogicopedia.png Kippers also goes to the Illogicopedia wiki. Ung! Goat! Ung! Goat! Ung!!!
Image:253951_photo.gif Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!


9/21 This user will never forget the events of 9/21/07. The day Uncyclopedia was huffed by terrorists.
Color This user likes random colored userboxes.
Eeek! This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

This user is getting addicted to templates!


Temp This is a template userbox, to create userboxes from. Anyone with it on his/her page is clearly just looking for an excuse to have more Userboxes.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.


OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111112222222222222111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!icedtea1111shift+oneshift+oneshift1shift1!!!!!!!!111111111111111111jumponit

~ Enzo Aquarius on IRC


Hey, it's me Kip. I am a nice guy who likes to eat popcorn chicken. I'm a high school graduate and soon to be college student.

What draws me closely to Uncyclopedia is that it's place to express your creativity, whether through writing, pictures, audio, etc. You can grow and become even more creative. Of course, it's also a place to get a nice chuckle. lol.


[edit] Cream of the Crop

Here's my list of the best of Uncyclopedia

No, you shut up.
No, you shut up.
SHUT UP!!

__NOCAJEK__

[edit] Subpages

Here are some important subpages:



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